Biggest Lie Ever

Jan 01, 2009 11:20

Well, after "I'm doing this to pay my way through college".:

"I just want you to be happy.  Even if it's not with me."

Ooooh, bullshit.

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rweishaar January 1 2009, 19:57:22 UTC
I agree. I said this to an ex a little while ago. And, while at the time I thought I meant it, upon reflection I really dont.

Only slightly less honest is the "I wont cum in your mouth/I wont blow it inside you" lie.

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sinistermotives January 3 2009, 05:04:41 UTC
At least you know you're a liar!

<3

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wickedangie January 2 2009, 01:00:24 UTC
hahahahahahahahhaha

Doesn't that just make you want to slap a bitch?!

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sinistermotives January 3 2009, 05:03:59 UTC
There is an awful lot of shit that makes me want to slap a bitch.

And that is indeed on the list!

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dawngreeter January 2 2009, 02:06:45 UTC
You're not doing it to pay your way through college? I gasp in shock, ma'am. My paradigm is imbalanced. My proverbial coffee of life is now less than adequately sweetened. The snowmen of faith and trust are melting underneath the scorching heat of this newly discovered factoid. My undies are in a bunch, if you will.

...I've been awake far to long, yeah.

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sinistermotives January 3 2009, 05:03:04 UTC
great icon.

and, fucking hysterical...

you are always awake for far too long.

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tarleon January 2 2009, 03:32:29 UTC
I could say that honestly now :)

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sinistermotives January 3 2009, 05:02:24 UTC
Such a rarity for anyone to be able to though...

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