+ Campfire Tales! +
i got bored so i wrote these.good stuff,good stuff.
<3 Sara
There once was a little boy robot
A little boy robot he was!
His skin made of medal
his veins made of wires
And an automatic vibrating buzz
The boy's parents did not understand
But it was still their child and well..
His label said Melochronidite
But they just called him Mel
The other kids were scared of him
They would not let him play
Because when Mel got really angry
He blew kids up and away!
Mel was very lonely
And very upset too
He knew he had to change this
He knew just what to do!
In the middle of the night
He killed a young house cat
Took it's heart,veins and blood
And even ate the stomach enclosed rat
He built himself some flesh
And gave himself a brain
He programmed everything on humans
And hoped it would obtain
Now all the kids liked Mel
Mel was a popular guy
But sometimes when he got mad
He'd shoot lasers out of his eyes
THE END
One fine sunny day
Mel was walking through the park
When the sun went away
And it started to get dark
He walked a bit faster
When he came to a tree
A young girl was crying
And she couldn't see
"What's wrong?" asked Mel
The girl raised her head
"I have no eyes"
"And I can't find my bed"
"There,there poor girl"
"Do not fear"
"I will help you"
"I'm sure it is near."
"Oh,no, kind sir"
"You don't understand"
"I was sleeping in it"
"With a young man"
"I refused to give him head"
"So he shot out my eyes"
"And now i'm lost"
"Have you seen the guy?"
"He had long brown hair"
"And bangs to his nose"
"A tight green jacket"
"Oh,you must know!"
Mel backed away
Moved his bangs out of his eyes
Took off his green jacket
And said "Bye bye!"
He left the girl alone
All alone to cry
No one shall ever know
He shot out a young girl's eyes
One dark night, Sara and Serina were walking in a jungle
When they heard something in the trees
They busted out their moves and assumed the position,kung-fu style
Sara took out her plastic sword, and Serina took out her laser gun.
They stood back to back waiting for danger.
Suddenly a wild creature popped out with sticks in each hand.
He had nothing but a butt flap on.
"State your name you crazy child!" Sara shouted.
"Or you shall be doomed," Serina said.
"EEEbatsuashldhyahohsye!"
It was a wild, spotted Sequoyah! And he was hungry!
Sara and Serina started kicking and punching but their weapons were no use against the crazy animal!
The wild,spotted Sequoyah tied them both to sticks roasting above a fire.
Just as the wild boy was about to take a bite out of the roasted girls,
Their spirits floated up. EVIL SPIRITS!
"EEEPBAPBETTABAPLEEPLEEPKOOKOOKA!"
Sequoyah ran off in the jungle on all four legs.
That's when he got his crazy, satanic butt kittens to attack the spirits.
But it was no use. They just went right through them.
So Sara and Serina wrapped Sequoyah up in his buttflap and sent him on a rocket to Gulla Gulla Island.
And Sara and Serina got drunk off of ghost wine.
THE END!
I'm excited. Serina we better do something tomorrow! You have my number now so call call on your cell cell so we can talk talk and make plans plans. =)
*Would anyone like to take me out for some chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-and-rockyroad-cuz-im-a-big-fat-pig-icecream? I don't have any,and icecream cheers me up. Please,save me. And let's go to my secret forest while we're at it.
<3 Sara
There once was a little boy robot
A little boy robot he was!
His skin made of medal
his veins made of wires
And an automatic vibrating buzz
The boy's parents did not understand
But it was still their child and well..
His label said Melochronidite
But they just called him Mel
The other kids were scared of him
They would not let him play
Because when Mel got really angry
He blew kids up and away!
Mel was very lonely
And very upset too
He knew he had to change this
He knew just what to do!
In the middle of the night
He killed a young house cat
Took it's heart,veins and blood
And even ate the stomach enclosed rat
He built himself some flesh
And gave himself a brain
He programmed everything on humans
And hoped it would obtain
Now all the kids liked Mel
Mel was a popular guy
But sometimes when he got mad
He'd shoot lasers out of his eyes
THE END
One fine sunny day
Mel was walking through the park
When the sun went away
And it started to get dark
He walked a bit faster
When he came to a tree
A young girl was crying
And she couldn't see
"What's wrong?" asked Mel
The girl raised her head
"I have no eyes"
"And I can't find my bed"
"There,there poor girl"
"Do not fear"
"I will help you"
"I'm sure it is near."
"Oh,no, kind sir"
"You don't understand"
"I was sleeping in it"
"With a young man"
"I refused to give him head"
"So he shot out my eyes"
"And now i'm lost"
"Have you seen the guy?"
"He had long brown hair"
"And bangs to his nose"
"A tight green jacket"
"Oh,you must know!"
Mel backed away
Moved his bangs out of his eyes
Took off his green jacket
And said "Bye bye!"
He left the girl alone
All alone to cry
No one shall ever know
He shot out a young girl's eyes
One dark night, Sara and Serina were walking in a jungle
When they heard something in the trees
They busted out their moves and assumed the position,kung-fu style
Sara took out her plastic sword, and Serina took out her laser gun.
They stood back to back waiting for danger.
Suddenly a wild creature popped out with sticks in each hand.
He had nothing but a butt flap on.
"State your name you crazy child!" Sara shouted.
"Or you shall be doomed," Serina said.
"EEEbatsuashldhyahohsye!"
It was a wild, spotted Sequoyah! And he was hungry!
Sara and Serina started kicking and punching but their weapons were no use against the crazy animal!
The wild,spotted Sequoyah tied them both to sticks roasting above a fire.
Just as the wild boy was about to take a bite out of the roasted girls,
Their spirits floated up. EVIL SPIRITS!
"EEEPBAPBETTABAPLEEPLEEPKOOKOOKA!"
Sequoyah ran off in the jungle on all four legs.
That's when he got his crazy, satanic butt kittens to attack the spirits.
But it was no use. They just went right through them.
So Sara and Serina wrapped Sequoyah up in his buttflap and sent him on a rocket to Gulla Gulla Island.
And Sara and Serina got drunk off of ghost wine.
THE END!
I'm excited. Serina we better do something tomorrow! You have my number now so call call on your cell cell so we can talk talk and make plans plans. =)
*Would anyone like to take me out for some chocolate-chip-cookie-dough-and-rockyroad-cuz-im-a-big-fat-pig-icecream? I don't have any,and icecream cheers me up. Please,save me. And let's go to my secret forest while we're at it.