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[sinkflsink]

I like my new job. Everyone is fantastic. The music is fantastic. The drinks are fantastic. I'm almost fantastic.

I'm at Undertow, cocktail waitress/bar wench... It's a little scummy sometimes, but I like the hustle. I have a few close talkers that like to repeat my name, "Molly....Molly...Molly....molly...mollymollymolly." with a creepy drunk-

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[deaddogseye]

Customer: "Why time do ya'll close?"
Me: "We close at 10, ma'am"
Customer: "O'clock?"
Me: "..."

[sinkflsink]

I lolled.

[twystedmynd0]

ok i have two...
one on purpose one not.

1. 2 days ago i was taking someones order, and i felt like a had to sneeze, so i backed away from the table a bit and sneezed. but when i sneezed i totally ripped a fart onto the back of the guys head behind me. lol

2. one night this old lady was being a bitch and she hit me over something stupid and then grabbed my shirt. so when i went back to get her what she was bitching about, i realized i was sick, so i licked and coughed all over her spoon and then gave it to her. never FUCK with your server!

the end

[sinkflsink]

1. Oh, how our bodily functions betray us.

2. A customer hit you? Seriously? I'd lick/wipe my ass on the spoon, and then use it to spoon out her eyes.

[riseupashes]

You assholes got me crying first thing in the morning.

Thanks a lot.

[sinkflsink]

No crying on my page, pussy.

[riseupashes]

Tears of joyous laughter.

[riseupashes]

"So are you guys on the east side of the street if I'm heading north, or south?"