LJ Idol: Take a hike.

[sinnamongirl]

If there is one thing I, your hero, am not good at, it's seduction. I can't even pronounce the word correctly because it sounds too silly to me, so I pronounce it like seduckseeon which obviously is way more ridiculous, so at least I laugh at it. To myself. Because I have driven people away with my lunacy. But, in the way of coincidences, I'm soon

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[penpusher]

It's definitely good to know the habits of the local fauna. It helps to avoid snake bites and to find hippie boys. Like they say, once bitten, twice shy!

[sinnamongirl]

Once bitten, twice shy, I like that :D Thanks for reading and commenting!

[bleodswean]

Hahaha! Wow, girl, this story! I wouldn't have known about the night hunting rattlers, either! Thought they only moved around during the day.

Well told tale! And sounds as though you score, so you must be better at the seduction than you give yourself credit!

[sinnamongirl]

And you know, I'm not even sure how active they are - I think it's actually more of a spread between day and night, but that was terrifying.

Also I just count on the guys who find awkward girls attractive ;) Or aren't too picky... either way.

[rayaso]

The rattlers were sent by your father. It was either that, or the Marines. I loved this! Nothing like teenage shenanigans to attract deadly snakes.

[sinnamongirl]

I can totally see dad trying to psychically influence a nest of snakes to keep me... pure ;)

[mamas_minion]

Snakes, bears, wolves, serial killers outdoor shenanigans attract those types of things. Good luck in your current seduckseeon.

[sinnamongirl]

Thanks! It worked, this current one, but then failed also as the dude lost interest afterward, but eh, so it goes.

[halfshellvenus]

Hahaha, what a story!

I started off by being surprised he would hold those rattlesnakes against you, but then thought, "Nah... he probably thought you were cursed." ;)

[sinnamongirl]

Right? Or just an idiot and he didn't want to die ;)