Help wanted: Poet laureate

CANADIAN PRESS

OTTAWA - Wanted. Poet. Must be Canadian resident. Pay $12,000 a year. Ability to rhyme an asset ( Read more... )

A New BeginningWell, it has been decided and verified ( Read more... )

An unwanted ending ( Read more... )

Passion
Desire
Unbridled ambition
wrapped in a shroud
of
pure
lustful
sex appeal

I want you
More than anything.
Now!

Get the Fuck over here and let me destroy you.
I promise it won't hurt.
Much.

You may even enjoy the pain.

Damn... I need money ( Read more... )

Cut all my hair off today... looks and feels wierd.

For crying out loud! (love that expression)... even when I remove myself from "drama", the psycho considers it a fucking invitation to hunt me down and try and force it on me.

Note to psycho: get the fucking hint... go jump off a fucking building or something and leave me alone. And another thing... NEWSFLASH... everything is NOT about you. Twit. ( Read more... )

Personality Disorder Test Results
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Yo have a way of taking the best of friendships and tainting them with your own self-loathing until hatred breeds like bacteria.

You had better open your eyes soon or find yourself alone, watching the bottom of a bathtub disappear through the pulsing cloud of crimson you unleashed as a pitiful attempt to bravely punctuate a self-made miserable