Ok, apparently people have forgotten how much I hate liars ( Read more... )

What the fuck am I supposed to say? For the first time in fucking years I have a secret that I don't want any of my friends to know. I haven't even been able to tell Colton. All I can say is that I don't think my family is ever going to stop being fucked up. I fucking hate it. And I fucking hate me because of it. Instead of wanting to help with the ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS MANDI!

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Sometimes I wonder if any of my friends like me.

Then I feel really pathetic.

So pathetic that I feel sure none of them like me.

Then I feel like a horrible person for doubting them.

Do we all do that?

Dear Diary:

Today Colton and I made two Thomas Kemper soda bottles fuck. It was great.

The End.

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely ( Read more... )

So.. I got the job. And.. I'm really excited. And... I dunno.

-ROLLS AROUND FOR A MILLION YEARS!-

Ok, enough of that. Damn, this is cool.

The Great LiveJournal
Outage of 2005

During the outage I started a religion based on vampiric blood rites.

What did you do?

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Man, that would have been really cool ( Read more... )

Oh god, it's monday. I don't know what I'll do if I have to wait even another day longer...

I'm totally eating a sandwich with a fried egg in it that I dropped on my kitchen floor not once, not twice, but three times.

Ten second rule kids; that fried egg only spent about six seconds down there.

No one is as cool as I am.