*LOL* Taaka ice cream for dessert. Oh man. Balance. Somehow, it always balances. The good, the bad, the ugly. I, too, am glad you were not witness to the birth of that turd. Blech!
You had to be there. I have this reputation for being funny amongst the people I work with for some reason. Every time I get a patient in withdrawl I get an audience.
It was hysterical, though. As funny as it reads here.. to be there taxes one's bladder control.
Seriously, I wonder how this guy's plumbing at home handles the load. We had to get an engineer in to unstop things afterward. I have him in my mind's eye as a human version of the *phantom shitter* going from place to place stopping up public toilets because he can't go at home.
You'll never look at St. Bernards the same way again, will you? :)
All the medical proffession have my admiration, from what I experienced, and how I was treated, and how my mother is being treated now - I am so glad you can keep your sense of humour when things are pressed to the limit ......
If I were tied to a bed with an old battle axe nurse like me around, I don't think I'd annoy her with that high wattage superior good ole boy grin. the smile flickered... then faded.
My goodness, you sound like a force to be reckoned with, however, no matter what you say I do not believe for a second that you are 'an old battle ax.'
Oh yeah.. at 5'9 and a weight I won't mention, I am all that and more. I'm your best friend in the hospital or your worst nightmare. You get to pick which. :)
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It was hysterical, though. As funny as it reads here.. to be there taxes one's bladder control.
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Ma'am.. that's some funny shit.
um...
i mean...
nevermind.
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We had to get an engineer in to unstop things afterward.
I have him in my mind's eye as a human version of the *phantom shitter* going from place to place stopping up public toilets because he can't go at home.
You'll never look at St. Bernards the same way again, will you? :)
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but then, i dont work in the health care profession.
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And there's no medication in the world that will help that at that stage of things.
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It was my uncle's name as well. That's actually why I used it.
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All the medical proffession have my admiration, from what I experienced, and how I was treated, and how my mother is being treated now - I am so glad you can keep your sense of humour when things are pressed to the limit ......
Big thank you :) :)
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If I were tied to a bed with an old battle axe nurse like me around, I don't think I'd annoy her with that high wattage superior good ole boy grin.
the smile flickered... then faded.
My goodness, you sound like a force to be reckoned with, however, no matter what you say I do not believe for a second that you are 'an old battle ax.'
(grin)
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I'm your best friend in the hospital or your worst nightmare. You get to pick which. :)
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