Dude, I had one of those days, too. When i have to sit in the jury waiting room and people bitch endlessly about how stupid it is, get the federal government and state government confused, and insist that mandatory jury duty is just like Hitler's final solution, I feel like I wanna kick someones ass too. Or I just get really really tired. I wish sometimes that people would keep their stupid fail to themselves.
AND I DID NOT GET PICKED. AGAIN. SADFACE.
Also, have you seen the little seal up in the park by my house. I keep teasing j that i'm going to make gloves out of it. her face gets super sad.
ALSO OH MY CELENE DEION GOT HIT BY A CAR. AND SHE WANTS A BABY. A BABY FROM ANDRE.
DO YOU KNOW SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR? BEUCASE SHE WAS TRANSFIXED, AT ABOUT 2 YEARS OLD, WITH A FAMILY. A FAMILY OF HER OWN OHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BARN IS ON FIRE THAT IS SO SAD.
ANDRE SHOULD CHEER HER UP. WITH A DICK. IN HER FACE. A DICKFACE PARTY YEAH.
It is called closing the mouth, man, I just wish people would do it. CLOSE THE MOUTH. CLOSE IT.
Lol got asked about the death penalty?
I have not seen that little seal, what the fuck are you even talking about? That is amazing. Poor J. Although I do love her little sad face.
BABY CELINE JUST WANTED A BABY. A BABY IN A PRETTY BLACK STROLLER. SHE JUST WANTED A PERM AND SOME HOT LIPSTICK AND A TWENTY-SIX-YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE. RENEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME A BABY. MY VAGINA SAYS THIS SPERM IS DELICIOUS.
I'm a little too nice, I think. I tend toward the instructive rather than the frothy rage, which is kind of hilarious given the way that most people interpret me. I don't know, though, I probably should have frozen him out or bitched at him, but I was too tired to even drudge up some high dudgeon.
That second paragraph was such a sweet thing to read. Thank you, it seriously cheered me up. ♥
It must be so awful for him to be so firmly in the closet, too afraid to admit to himself and the world that all he wants in life, all it would take to make his day complete, is a fist in his peen - too afraid to face the fact that every nuance of his disposition screams to the world, "O World! My peen needs your fists in it! And especially the fists of girls on the train!"
If I had been in that situation and had balls and was able to think quickly of witty comebacks, I would have said, "Grad school's my excuse for being stupid, what's yours?" Or I would have thought that and then fumed at him for the rest of the trip, hoping he could somehow know my response just from the way I was starting at him.
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(and i know you know, but it bears repeating, he's a frakkin moron -- you're one of the brighter and more articulate folks I know).
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AND I DID NOT GET PICKED. AGAIN. SADFACE.
Also, have you seen the little seal up in the park by my house. I keep teasing j that i'm going to make gloves out of it. her face gets super sad.
ALSO OH MY CELENE DEION GOT HIT BY A CAR. AND SHE WANTS A BABY. A BABY FROM ANDRE.
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ANDRE SHOULD CHEER HER UP. WITH A DICK. IN HER FACE. A DICKFACE PARTY YEAH.
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Lol got asked about the death penalty?
I have not seen that little seal, what the fuck are you even talking about? That is amazing. Poor J. Although I do love her little sad face.
BABY CELINE JUST WANTED A BABY. A BABY IN A PRETTY BLACK STROLLER. SHE JUST WANTED A PERM AND SOME HOT LIPSTICK AND A TWENTY-SIX-YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE. RENEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME A BABY. MY VAGINA SAYS THIS SPERM IS DELICIOUS.
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He seemed pretty nice, actually. It was just a kicker on the end of a long day.
I really like that Plaid Adder site; it's a good starter resource for people, and I think a good recap for anyone.
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That second paragraph was such a sweet thing to read. Thank you, it seriously cheered me up. ♥
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