A convo between me and my sister, Crista....
Me: ::looks down:: Dude, my boobs are growing.
Crista: ....No they're not, or else they wouldn't fit your bra.
Me: ::grabs my right boob:: Hmmm...
Crista: Or else.... Your hands are getting smaller!
Me: PSH!
Crista: Or! You're getting fat! FATTY FATTY FATTY!....Fatass...
Me: WHATEVER! I don't get fat
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