Hyoutei Roommates: Coping Methods #8: Keganin (Injured Party)

[sinsofwill]

Title: Keganin (Injured Party)
Pairing: Dirty Pair, HiyoMari
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Rating: The Dirty Pair have dirty minds mouths. ^^;
For: chironstar, who asked for a drabble with Mari, Hiyoshi, the Hyoutei regulars, a broom closet, an empty classroom, and Truth or Dare. *giggles

Comments

[aoiyuzu]

hahaha oh Gakuto... You would think that he would've known better than to ask Piyo-chan such a question. ^^;;;

This is so amusing to read. It's hard to stiffle my laughter with my parents in the room with me. I think they thought I was insane. XDD

Thanks for brightening up my day! :D HiyoMari/Dirty Pair is always fun to read. <3

[sinsofwill]

I agree, he certainly should have! But then, I doubt Hiyoshi's actually gone Rambo on anyone before, either. *snickers* Oddly, I had a roommate in college who was much like Gakuto (okay, he was six feet tall and blonde and English, but the same principle.) He, too, could never figure out why anyone would be offended by such questions.

Though I'd be sad if your parents actually did think you were insane, I'm so happy you found it entertaining! ^^ Thank you so much!

[kazeko]

ah i messed up the previous comment, anyway once again:

tada!

the scene that gakuto missed : http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs16/f/2007/170/f/6/Kiss_by_kazeko.jpg

reference for pose : http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d194/kazekazekaze/tera-jo03.jpg

Marisketch : http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/170/d/0/marisketch_by_kazeko.jpg

[lainex]

Oh my God HiyoMari fanart! *is greatly impressed*

... *twitches* Wanna draw... but shouldn't... must study for exam... TT_TT

[sinsofwill]

Oh. Good Lord. *fangirling WILDLY around the room* You drew gorgeous HiyoMari. You drew Hiyoshi and Mari. Kissing. Over a DESK. Oh, my God, I never even imagined that, and I think I love you. Thank you SO MUCH--I think all the coherence in the English language has abandoned me, but THANK YOU!

Apparently it is possible to write fanfiction to fanart?

[lainex]

"Yeah, I know, right? I almost came running right out of the broom closet to warn the poor bastard that his black belts and all the gekokujou in the world wouldn’t save him if he thought he could handle her…"

*giggles madly*

Have I mentioned how much I love you?

[lainex]

Kazeko's drawings inspired me. I can't help myself. Stuff studying for my Japanese exam tomorrow.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/lain578/tairamari2.jpg

There. The image of Mari being smart and doing work won't leave me alone. I need to get smart and do some work too... -___-;;

[sinsofwill]

(*)_(*)

I can't draw, I have never been able to draw, and as a result, beautiful fanart sends me into absolute spasms of joy on the floor. *spasm!* *joy!* *Monnie on floor!* Thank you SO MUCH!

Oh! The eyes, and that mouth, and all the small details and beautiful shading... what am I saying, good Lord almighty. She's... she's gorgeous! Hiyoshi really is a moron, isn't he. Hellfires, I wish I looked like that when I'm doing work! *snickers*

*cough* Okay. I'm coherent again. No, really. Two questions--do you mind if I posted your pics on my main page, and would you mind if I had an icon made out of this? I've been needing a Mari icon forever, and my general procrastinating on actually writing down what she looks like has typically rendered that a much-moot point.

Oh, wait, a third question: I wrote this as an effect of the double-whammy of Mari-studying + Mari and Hiyoshi kissing over a desk fanart, but it's far more the latter than the former. Is there anything in particular that you want me to write just for you? It's certainly

[lainex]

Oh, not at all! Feel free to post them. I'm glad you like them ^_^ I'm more than happy to draw more for other scenes, now that my exams are finally over! And don't worry about my Japanese grades - I'm sure I'll pass, at least...? XDDD

And ohhhhh. HiyoMari!Kiss! I just knew Kazeko would inspire something other than more fanart! And ohhh... I'll need to think about this... I'm torn between Hiyoshi feeling jealous over Mari but not knowing why, and just more anticanon *laughs*

[nukichan]

Oh God! *flails* Snarky Yuushi/Gakuto dialogue with a hint of Hiyoshi/Mari? I think my heart may have just exploded! xD This was absolutely brilliant! ♥ I love the way you write Gakuto and Yuushi! The witty banter, Yuushi being a sexy smart ass, Gakuto being adorably gay and their chemistry together! ^__^ I find it wonderful when an author does one of my favorite pairings really well!

This was the most wonderful piece of 'crack' I've read in ages! ♥

“No, just so you’d know to face towards it, not away. Mmm-mmm, race you there!” --> I think I might've died of glee by that last line! *giggles* ♥

[sinsofwill]

Eeee! <3 I have such a soft spot in my heart for Gakuto and Oshitari being, well, themselves, but it's so hard to figure out anything that'll involve a plot! Man, with them, it's so much about the banter that I always feel like anything else I add ends up pretty superfluous!

Truth is, I had a roommate in college who was a bit like Gakuto--well, he was six feet, English, and blonde, but he was a former boyband member (yes, a genuine boyband singer) and managed to be both adorably and offensively gay at the exact same time. One hijink of his involved a plot to make out with everyone in the Hasty Pudding, a club that he was in. Female and male.

Much to all our shock... he succeeded. XD

Thank you so much, dear! ^____^ I'm so happy you enjoyed it!

[chironstar]

OMG YOU ARE MY HERO.

Seriously.

I'm sorry it's taken me so long to find this - I'm currently in the middle of some very stressful exams ... so imagine how happy I felt when I saw this! *glomp huggles glomp*

Thank you so very much for writing this! This is completely and absolutely awesome! I kept snickering and giggling while reading this, and I really like the writing style, too! It's hilarious! (I always love reading your Dirty Pair dialogues!) It's such a refreshing read! Thank you for making me smile! ^_^

I seriously have to backtrack and read all your other fics ... oooh, I can't wait till my exams finish on Thursday...