Ready to mother fucking BAWW?
BACK THE FUCK UP
And get motherfucking ready.
This shit will have you crying in 30 minutes or less.
Lets start this shit out with out with a comic:
Do you love your parents? No? Well you do now.
Yeah go give'em a hug, its ok, we'll wait.
You back already? CALL THAT A FUCKING HUG? Cockingsucking Christ alright.
This next string of comics comes from a news paper comic artist in China, following the events of some very epic deaths.
Yeah pretty great hu? Maybe you didn't BAW, cry, or need to go get your comfort blanket but those were pretty bitchin'.
Starwars BAW tiem. Don't need to introduce this.
(No I don't know where its from)
Alright get those shit kicking tear ducts in shape and ready for some serious tear streaming. I will fkn warn you once, if you've had a pet pass away EVER. Bitch, you're about to fucking BAW.
Jesus tittyfucking Christ that's not a tear jerker. That is a mother fucking tear grabber, puller, raper, grappler, and holy shit rainer.
I think Now for some randomly typed love BAW.
Alright, now if you've survived this long you're about 15 minutes from being most cold and heartless cock sucker in the history of forever.
YOU THINK you've seen some sad commercials here in America? Land of the free home of the BAWW? WELL FUCK YOU! Get ready for SOME MOTHER FUCKING THIALAND LAND OF THE BAW AND HOME OF THE TEARS!! I would leave comments after each title preparing you for the god damn BAWW to come, but that would kill the moment. Instead just get ready to cr- I mean BAWW.
"My Son"
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=q-K9V9qz6P4
"Daddy"
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=LR5mZqeDNtg
"My Girl"
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=RkoRDFjBh44
"Marry Me"
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=BOuHaTt2XUw
Did that not do it for you? Fuck. Heres a little trick to get you going. Go back and watch them again.
"My Son" Replace the father with yourself, or yourself as the son.
"Daddy" You are the father and or mother.
"My Girl" You have the tumor, and are leaving your dearest love the wife.
"Marry Me" Replace yourself with whoever.
Alright cocksuck, I'll let you cry for a bit. It's alright. I cried too.
You didn't cry?
Fuck you.
Don't make me kill your mother.