Why are people, inherently, such cocks? Seriously, I'd like an answer. What makes it ok for some people to think the rules don't apply to them; that it's ok to be nasty to others, unprovoked? Are some people just born completely narcissistic and delusional? Or do they practice? Is there a manual? If so, where can I purchase one because I'm ( Read more... )

Parent of golden dreams, Romance ( Read more... )

... I thought I'd take a quiz written by an asian teenager as reflective of my desire for love. Besides the nature crap (cause ffs, NATURE), yeah it's ok, though poorly constructed.


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Big. Fucking. Bah.

I start school tomorrow and am peeing myself in abject terror and anticipation of my potential failure (note I didn't say imminent.) I'm a little pissed because I'm only taking 3 instead of 4 classes this semester, which I find gay. How am I supposed to finish in 16 months if i don't even manage 12 credits a term? Answer is, I don't. I'm going ( Read more... )

Today I negotiated a new hair color with Pam, under the watchful and overly-disappointed gaze of my mother. Why is me not wanting to be a blonde anymore so unreasonable? Do people not ever dye their hair darker than their natural color? Am I the sideshow freak of salon goers? I so don't have the facial hair, weird tattoos or freakish ( Read more... )

Poor Jesse...


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"Fuck that! I don't want to get a stun in my ass." - Jesse

"Talk to me, keep me informed." - Jesse, "I love the cock." - Josh

"You're the fucking panda... I mean, the panda pulls out his massive fuckin' cock and slaps them around a lot." - Jesse

-- sadly cut short by joshypoo's need to do lame shit like sleep. --

p.s. you're hot

Quotes Out of Context, starring Jesse and Josh:1. "Dude, we need to stop sucking ass." - Jesse, "I'm on it!" - Josh ( Read more... )