Gabe's theory
Anyone that actually reads Penny Arcade knows "John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory". For some reason I actually thought it might not actually extend into the classroom. I almost feel like acting like the current fuckwad that is reminding me of this theory and blaming Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik (those that make the holy grail that is Penny Arcade) for having created the theory, however as we all know they came up with the theory after having seen it practiced way too many times, that just seems even stupider then said fuckwad.