Gaming Quotes

Oct 18, 2008 01:59


First from the first evening of the new D&D campaign:
"I want a winged kitty mount" - A
"Tranny Dwarves, that shit be whack." - D
"We should move these, so they do not give anyone tetanus." - A
"That would not be a hand job, so much as a body job." - D
"She could use you as a spring board." - D
"You could totally be his cock ring." - D
"Except they are all blowing the wrong end." - D
two parter:
"Shiv, shivity, shiv, shivity, shiv, shiv, sur rue." - A
"Don't shiv 'rew." - D

Everyone favorite co'op/back stabbing game Battle Start Galatictica:
"Ship, shipitt, ship, shipity, ship, ship, kaboom." - A
"Hey, can I distract you? Here is a baby." - M
"She threw a baby at the raiders." - D
"The cylons are pounding away, and, oh, a tube of lube, spoot." - D
"Cylon Clause is better." - D
last one of the evening, also a two parter:
"Sometimes in his dreams." - D
"Which is really a mind fuck." - J

If you really want an explanation, you can ask, and I might even try, for some of them. Otherwise, let your mind go where you want.
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