the "it's Friday and my email inbox is empty" blues

Jul 21, 2006 09:25

I'm eating almond M&M's right now. There is a slight "wrongness" to this combo... chocolate=yum and almond=yum and chocolate-covered almonds=yum. But somehow the candy-coated chocolate M&M with almond inside is... weird. I'll stick with peanut or plain M&M's thankyouverymuch ( Read more... )

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kahteeyah July 21 2006, 17:57:09 UTC
when I fell in the toilet when I was two, and instead of helping, my family stood there and laughed. Oh, and they took pictures.

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bastkitty July 21 2006, 18:29:42 UTC
I was working at a family restaurant as a hostess my first summer out of college. We were forced to walk through the kitchen to go out "front" on our way into the building. The floor was very tractionless industrial tile, which happened to be wet. I happened to be wearing heels and an above-the-knee length skirt. I fell very ungracefully in front of all of the line cooks, who clapped and laughed, then helped me up as they told me I had very pretty panties. o.O I was mortified ( ... )

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delahk July 21 2006, 21:25:25 UTC
awesome icon. good stories, too.

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bastkitty July 22 2006, 04:56:21 UTC
Thanks :D

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alaska_rio July 21 2006, 20:04:10 UTC
I was never more embarassed than when I got frozen insed the car wash 2 years ago when I went to wash my car at -20 degrees at an automatic car wash. (I still cannot live that one down!!)

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delahk July 21 2006, 21:29:49 UTC
are you set to rec'v lj comments to your email? b/c that's a good way to have msgs.

as for the embarassment: every moment of my life is pretty embarassing, b/c i always feel like someone's always watching. but i do have some doozies, too. this is far from the worst, but it's the only one that comes to mind now:

in high school i was jogging up to a friend of mine, chatting away. we were separated by a link of chain that was stretched across the edge of every yard on my school's campus. she was looking right at me as i jogged up to the chain barrier - still talking - and hopped to jump it - as i did every day - and caught my foot on the edge and took a header right into the curb. luckily the only thing damaged was my ego as my friend - and a few other friends gathered round - laughed their asses off at khaled the amazing black belt klutz. the fact that i had crushes on damn near everyone present didnt help, either.

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azurelunatic July 22 2006, 07:31:32 UTC
The most embarrassing? The #1 most embarrassing is still too painful to think about, so instead I'll go with the 2nd. I was turning 7. I had insisted on having certain incompatible sets of friends invited. I beat up one of my guests, the incompatible friends fought, I hated my birthday present dress, and I had a stomachache to boot.

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azurelunatic July 22 2006, 07:33:28 UTC
3rd most embarrassing probably involves That Idiot Shawn, like the time I was carrying a little random bag of stuff around with me everywhere and I didn't want him to see that I had a condom in there, and he wound up dragging it into the boys' bathroom and I followed him in there and lost an earring and someone found it and knew it was mine.

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