[fic: down across the line, durham county/due south, mike sweeney/ray kowalski, rated R]

[inathunderstorm]

Title: down across the line
Author: Sionnain
Fandom: durham county/due south crossover (timeline is intentionally vague!)
Pairing: mike sweeney/ray kowalski
Spoilers: none!
Rating: R, for language.
Summary: Mike gives Ray ice skating lessons at the local rink. Chaos ensues.

AN: This was written for Bringthehappy, and again, I fail at word/character limits.

Comments

[waltzforanight]

DSJFLKSDJFKSJDLSJFIA:FJSDLFl;SKFJLSDFJLSD

HI I DIED OF CUTE AGAIN.

*FLAILS*

(Also, I am Canadian and I can't skate to save my life. *crushes stereotypes* :D)

[inathunderstorm]

BOYS. Also I want Mike to teach diversity classes at IA. How funny would that be?

And yes, but you like hockey! So that counts!!

<3333333333

[julia_here]

The kid's parents apparently raised him with no self-preservation skills whatsoever, if he's picking Mike Sweeney as a safe target for harassment.

JUlia, who can'teven rollerskate without major physical damage, and suspects iceskaters of black magic.

[inathunderstorm]

Right? I personally would be very afraid of giving Mike Sweeney a hard time about anything. Maybe the hat made him look less threatening?

I can rollerblade, but I'm only slightly better on rollerskates than Kowalski :D

[roadrunner1896]

*giggles*

Awwwwwww.

*whispers so they won't hear* So cute and adorable!

[inathunderstorm]

:grins:: Thank you! I liked this prompt and with the Season 2 finale of DC coming up (TOMORROW OMG) I wanted to write something cute, so I was happy the bringthehappy comm was still taking comments!!

<3! Thanks for reading!

[roadrunner1896]

I am always for cute and fluffy. Not that I mind a bit of angst every now and then.

Argh. I know! *angsts*

Thanks for writing! ♥

[mizface]

I just love them so much together, with the swearing and the bitching and the sniping and they're just TOO ADORABLE together.

The diversity classes line and demented windmill bit had me laughing (as did others, but really especially those).

The dressing down of teen-punk was super, and big grins for Ray being so made he forgot he couldn't skate!

[inathunderstorm]

Thank you! They are fun and prickly and v. hot. :DDD

Me and Waltzforanight had a convo about the diversity thing on IM:

Sionnain: "Look. Why the fuck do you care if Sally has a girlfriend? You don't, is the answer. You are not going to have a threesome because that only happens in Penthouse, so stop being a fucking asshat."
waltzforanight: hahaha
Sionnain: and ray would be there
waltzforanight: "your life is not a porno, is lesson number one"
Sionnain: MIIIIIIIKE <3
Ray would be like, "Hey, our sex life is!"
waltzforanight: Mike: "That's because we're hotter than they are"
Sionnain: AHAHAH Ray would be like, "TRUFAX."
"Detective Sweeney, did they ask you to teach this class because Detective Kowalski is your domestic partner?"
Ray would be like, "Oh, no."
waltzforanight: "No, they asked me to teach this class because I'm the only one who isn't a pigheaded douchebag. Except for Kowalski, but he doesn't have the same eloquence that I do."
Sionnain: ahahahaahah
"Hey! I do so got elo--whatever that is. What is that, anyway?"

::Giggles::

And I flail like a demented windmill on ice skates, so I share Kowalski's pain :D

[brigantine]

"Hey! I do so got elo--whatever that is. What is that, anyway?"

*cracks up* PERFECT KOWALSKI right there! Srsly. Hee.

[sundayscat]

Please quit your day-job and write this full-time, (it would be a valid community service!), um yes, this is beyond great, i can't decide if i like Ray or Mike the most, it's very funny and the casual references to the BDSM part of their relationship are hot.

[inathunderstorm]

Haha, oh, believe me--I could if I would. :DDD

I think the next one will be a lot less fluffy and with way more porn? :D?