appropriating possession

Oct 16, 2004 20:52

Thirteen random things you like:
01) cigarettes
02) white chocolate
03) suspenders
04) rockumentaries
05) constructive criticism
06) writing
07) listening to music
08) microsoft paint
09) labeling things that don't need to be labeled
10) stop making sense
11) smoking in cars with boys
12) bonfires
13) psychotropic psychedellics

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one of the things I will always regret saying chewsonlasers2 October 16 2004, 20:48:02 UTC
- and I didn't say it. Your purpose, it would seem, is to test my morals - or my fear of eternal - or instant - retribution. Either way, here I sit, victorious over my own need for revenge and cruelty.

I feel like I've fought a lion. Thank you!

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Re: one of the things I will always regret saying sioux_zq_buckle October 17 2004, 17:01:14 UTC
yes, i'm certain i would consistently taste the rush of pride and adrenaline if i were forced to "tipetoe" around a cunt full of teeth every time i went to finger it. i have to admit to a certain sexual allure to this exchange we're having, and often catch myself thinking of you whenever i happen to be in the ER with massive head injuries. one thing i am constantly wondering, now that we've reached this juncture, is, aside from the teeth, how would i describe the contours of your eyeless, sideways face? maybe you could just mail it to me, wrapped in your underwear... whenever you get around to sending my grant.

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Re: one of the things I will always regret saying chewsonlasers2 October 17 2004, 17:53:37 UTC
:::facepalm:::

I don't get you. I mean, I do - you're just so horrible - such a really consistent dissapointment - and I can't help but enjoy you anyway. Occasionally, you're a delight. and such a sucker. You're the human equivalent of onion rings.

I'm too tired and happy to interact with you right now, but I hope your'e doing well. I'll mail you some fun stuff when I get paid. Remind me about it so I don't forget.

Incidentally, I must in the name of Jezebel inform you that I am rather beautiful. Young, curvy, quite fair, not overweight, lots of longish brown hair that falls in pretty ringlets, nice 36D's, etc. Measurements 40-32-40. So don't blow it with what is probably one of the most attractive women you'll never, ever meet. Miss Buchel would not stand a chance, God bless her frothy bubble-blowing heart. :::snarl ( ... )

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Re: one of the things I will always regret saying sioux_zq_buckle October 18 2004, 18:27:17 UTC
you ache just like a woman
you make love just like a woman

but you break just like a little girl

take a hike. you're a warthog. if you want me to waste time on the size of your tits, then just give me you address so I can come rape you in the dark. your head is as vacant as your shallow cunt is vaccuuous. i have no interest in your sandbox antics. only a person with no concept of an intellect would abuse an idea like "mindfucking". for them to press forward and mistake their inchoate cantrips for wizardry is even more delusional that acting like a fool. congratulations on your shoddy craftsmanship. check me out, i am absolutely convinced that you're smart and beautiful. in the future, should i refer to you or your tar pit as a "cunt", you would only invite mercy by exposing yourself to me. you are low budged pornography, okay? if you were really concerned with artistry, you would probably invite me into an exchange, but the extent of your dynamism is poignantly exhibited in the questions you ask me, off-hand, matched with the ( ... )

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evolve October 16 2004, 22:30:14 UTC
interesting and oh well.

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chewsonlasers2 October 17 2004, 18:00:27 UTC
Incidentally, 'cunt full of teeth' is referred to in psychology as vagina dentata, which is so much more elegant, thus unsuited to your uses. I shouldn't have even told you, but you sound so crude, as opposed to textured, when you blather on about cunts and teeth. And I hate it when you're crude. It's so artificial, you must use thumbscrews to force yourself to be so consistantly grotesque. You're so much better than that horrible attempt at anti-culture.

Or maybe I'm giving credit where debt, debt, debt is due.

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sioux_zq_buckle October 18 2004, 18:11:03 UTC
vagina dentata implies penis envy. i think you're just ugly. you probably won't leave me alone, either, which implies that your presence in my life is more permanent than i'd hoped. i have a horrible habit of attracting dumb bitches who mistake their curisoity for my own. i just want to say to you, if you're interested in me, then express yourself. if you just want to attract my attention, then you're making my life intolerable. piss off. either way, don't be so round-about. i'm aware that i'm interesting.

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chewsonlasers2 October 18 2004, 19:43:33 UTC
You are not worth it.

'Sbeen fun, but I'm glad it's over.

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sioux_zq_buckle October 19 2004, 16:54:39 UTC
This is my journal... so, if you want the last word, just let me know and I'll shut up.

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