If you don't buy this, you support the terrorists.

[sir_bissel]

Because nothing says Patriotic like a giant inflatable American flag in the shape of a car-ribbon-magnet

"Assembled in Country of Origin: USA and/or Imported
Origin of Components: USA and/or Imported"

See? Clearly it's not made outside of the US! USA USA USA!

Comments

[theal8r]

*headdesk headdesk headdesk*

I just can't get behind wearing my patriotism on my sleeve like an embarassing mustard stain.

[purple_marf]

At least the stain part is right.

I particularly love the paid schill posts - "oldfashionamerican" specifically. Does that handle mean he likes antique clothing? Or he's an aging underwear model, perhaps?

Really, though. Only $45 worth of lawn-displayed patriotism? Surely you can find a way to throw $300-500 at walmart if you're really not a terrorist-loving pantstain. (it's all about the stains today)

[theal8r]

seriously, does it look like anything so much as a sex-toy gone awry?

[purple_marf]

Horribly... horribly...

[arctic_silence]

WOW.