I figure everyone who's going to answer probably has already, so I might as well post the answers...
1. More people in my family are left-handed than right-handed.
True, 4 of us, vs. 2 right-handers.
2. I once rode on an elephant.
True, although not in Winnipeg - it was in Portage, when I was a kid and the circus came to town.
3. I once planned to kill myself by jumping off a bridge, and walked out of my parents' house at 3 am to do it.
True, although it was pretty obvious I'd never be able to do it, but at
the time I was really depressed and went as far as wandering out to the
bridge in the middle of the night.
4.
When I was a kid, me and my best friend went to visit a mutual friend
of ours, and when we got to his house, we heard the sound of his dad
abusing him.
True, sadly, I don't think I'd ever make something like that up.
5. One of my best friends from my youth died of cancer when he was 25.
True, sadly, again.
6. I'm really good at origami and juggling.
False! I am really good at origami - but not juggling!
7. My best friend is really good at juggling.
True. He is.
8. I have one very small tattoo.
False, although sometimes I think I wouldn't mind getting one. But it's not really my style.
9. When I was a kid, me and my best friend got in a fight and he almost died.
False, I never fought with him at all.
10. My older sister taught me to read when I was 3 or 4 years old.
True.
11. When I was a teenager, me and my dad got in a fight and I punched him in the stomach.
False, I've never hit my dad at all.
12. I once rode in the back of a police car.
True, although I hadn't actually done anything wrong. It was late
at night and one of the cops was a friend of mine from high school and
he thought he should give me a ride instead of me walking home.
13. When I was a teenager, I wanted to get my ear pierced.
True, I went through that phase along with my ridiculous long hair phase. It was the 80s. :P
14. A bee once stung me in my thumb.
True, thought it sounds unlikely.
15.
When I was in junior high I was in a play with a girl I had a crush on
and the script called for us to kiss at the end, and she didn't want to
do it.
False! Josh got it exactly right! I WAS in a play and I DID
have a crush on the female lead, but the script didn't call for us to
kiss at all.