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Apr 02, 2007 21:37

Ms. Granger, your essay yesterday was well written and well argued. Fifty points to Gryffindor ( Read more... )

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Love potions (poison) Essays savant_snape April 3 2007, 02:01:47 UTC
Ms Capper - Prose not withstanding, you wrote an adequate essay. 10 points.

Ms Granger - As I cannot read your essay due to the fact that you wrote in 3 mm letters, I'm taking 30 points from Gryffindor and assigning you detention.

Mr Potter - If you are to be the savior of the wizarding world, we should all kill ourselves now. 25 points from Gryffindor.

Mr Weasley (Ronald) - While less of a menace than either one of your older (twin) brothers, your complete inability to form a thought that isn't directly taken from Granger or Potter means that you will never be anything but a sidekick. 30 points from Gryffindor for not doing the essay on your own.

Mr Bradley - An unremarkable essay. 5 points.

Mr Malfoy - 40 points for not letting Goyle and Crabbe copy off you.

Ms Jones - There are grease smears on your essay and I do not care that you fixed my tea pot holder. 5 points from Hufflepuff.

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sirius_a_star April 3 2007, 02:21:12 UTC
You're just saying that because you don't like Harry.

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savant_snape April 3 2007, 02:22:25 UTC
If you get any sharper, Black, you'll cut yourself.

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sirius_a_star April 3 2007, 02:27:15 UTC
You should get some new insults, Snape. That one's pretty droll, now.

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