Love potions (poison) Essayssavant_snapeApril 3 2007, 02:01:47 UTC
Ms Capper - Prose not withstanding, you wrote an adequate essay. 10 points.
Ms Granger - As I cannot read your essay due to the fact that you wrote in 3 mm letters, I'm taking 30 points from Gryffindor and assigning you detention.
Mr Potter - If you are to be the savior of the wizarding world, we should all kill ourselves now. 25 points from Gryffindor.
Mr Weasley (Ronald) - While less of a menace than either one of your older (twin) brothers, your complete inability to form a thought that isn't directly taken from Granger or Potter means that you will never be anything but a sidekick. 30 points from Gryffindor for not doing the essay on your own.
Mr Bradley - An unremarkable essay. 5 points.
Mr Malfoy - 40 points for not letting Goyle and Crabbe copy off you.
Ms Jones - There are grease smears on your essay and I do not care that you fixed my tea pot holder. 5 points from Hufflepuff.
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Ms Granger - As I cannot read your essay due to the fact that you wrote in 3 mm letters, I'm taking 30 points from Gryffindor and assigning you detention.
Mr Potter - If you are to be the savior of the wizarding world, we should all kill ourselves now. 25 points from Gryffindor.
Mr Weasley (Ronald) - While less of a menace than either one of your older (twin) brothers, your complete inability to form a thought that isn't directly taken from Granger or Potter means that you will never be anything but a sidekick. 30 points from Gryffindor for not doing the essay on your own.
Mr Bradley - An unremarkable essay. 5 points.
Mr Malfoy - 40 points for not letting Goyle and Crabbe copy off you.
Ms Jones - There are grease smears on your essay and I do not care that you fixed my tea pot holder. 5 points from Hufflepuff.
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