Goody Two Shoes
You scored 71% Do Gooder, 60% Drive, and 92% Intellect!

Aw, don't be hurt by that. You're a good person...very nice and helpful to others, always lending a hand. Always, always offering to lend a hand, even perhaps when it's not called for. Oh, and is that your raised hand in the air again? Why not let someone else answer next ( Read more... )

"Welcome to market probe, where every day is crap." ~Jeremy Foat ( Read more... )

I thought this was a site where people could take a look at our personal rantings and make comments on how totally retarded we are and how petty our lives were. I have been on this thing for a long time now (less than a few weeks actually but ignore that fact) and not one person has stopped by to tell me just how pathetic I really am. I want to be ( Read more... )

Great, so I have head pain, dizziness, and a distinct lack of the billion dollars I asked santa for. Other than the lack of the billion dollars, i think I have developed the sweet comraderie of hypertension. Hmm... lets look at the check list ( Read more... )

What the hell is it with babies and flatulence. I fed the toot some chicken and broccoli baby food and his farts have fogged out the whole ground floor of the house. The dog wont even come in the room with him and he sniffs his own shit !
Babies are stink machines.

Why does my wife bitch constantly? Is there some Lobe or nerve cluster that controls the "BITCH" centers of the female brain? If there is, that particular organ on my wife is seriously pissing me off. Where are the "oh! Hello honey"'s Nope I just get. What the fuck ( Read more... )

I have this friend... Meg. She has this shit sucking rectal tick as a boyfriend. I know... its odd that a brilliant and talented girl would date a fecal crusted parasite but the way I see it is hey... its 2006! If vermin can run for office, they can date our womenfolk ( Read more... )

Well this is my first update. I made the friggin journal about 20 minutes ago so my updates are lame as a mens wet t shirt contest.
peace all.