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[sir_mrteapot]

My CV is 1000 words long, and almost 4 pages. I should definately write all CVs while high from now on. It flows so easilly I could have easily written this lj post on the end of it and make it work.

Time to do my student loan application.

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[sweetvenom]

In theory a CV shouldn't be more than two pages long, otherwise people get bored and stop reading it.

Sorry! Trying to be helpful.

[sir_mrteapot]

The important bits are first, the references take up a page too, so it is only 2 pages of me for them to read. They wouldn't get bored of reading this one, though they might find it a bit silly.

[sweetvenom]

Ahhh. I take it all back then. Well done!

A silly CV? Does it claim you emasculate cows on your time off?

[sir_mrteapot]

A handful of mentions about my tea and lemon cake preparation skills and the odd word play to keep them on their toes.