Recently a message was sent to me by an anonymous author. The author who claimed to be me has sent messages in the past, and I thought that they were funny. However, the last post was inappropriate and contained strong adult content. All anonymous messages are hereforth screened, and none of them will be posted publicly.
Hey sam fans its yo boy sammy. Boy let me tell you, I have some news for all my sam-sanites out there. I have a date Saturday. Oh ya, but dont worry lovely ladies, its with some dudes. The coolest guy in the whole world asked me to go with him and another charming man named Ryan. I work with these swell fellers. I am not sure what we are going to do yet, but this is my big oppurtunity. I am going to give them a chance to let me be the third wheel, I mean the thrird DJ in their soon to be famous DJ trio. I have been thinking a lot about it. Our names will be SHORTIE-BALDEEZE-DROWFY, FLATULATION-UNICYCULAR, and SAM-DEZEE-YO-THE-KING-OF-DJING- WHO-IS-THE-SHEZZY. I know my name is a little long, but that is okay because we will just use the intials, so it will SBD,FU, and ANDSDYTKODWITS. We are going to be off the chain. These guys are so lucky I will let them borrow my mad skills. I will be king of the cheese. The rats will win. Finally one for the nice guy. Wow, where did those last three statements come from. Surely I
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O ya. It was the time of my life. It was just me and the guys. Just the two of us, we can do it if we try, well okay the three of us. We were like the three amigos. Ryan was like Don Pablo. J was like Don Hernado, and I was Don Johnson. I had the time of my life, as the song goes. I love those guys. Stop laughing, I mean like a friend. Oh ya you to buddy, laugh it up now. Congratulations you just got on the list. Thats right THE LIST. And everyonre knows there is only won way to get off the list. Oh ya Five loads of laundry. Sorry guys, there are some really rude people out there
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