Comments | sir_tenten: Unicorn liberated.

sir_tenten

Unicorn liberated.

Jan 14, 2007 05:19

Unicorn led out of Palace Rose Garden. Am not amused was called back to town for this purpose. Chivalry means more than this hollowness, fellows.

Now, must convince unicorn to leave me alone. Been following like puppy all afternoon.

Must go. Unicorn nudging elbow.

guess unicorns like maidens, guess who's a virgin, unicorns, and other virgins, the only virgin who didn't try to decapi, yeah you ain't as virginous as sir ten

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insultthedevil January 14 2007, 16:08:30 UTC

(...-renews vows-)

sir_tenten January 15 2007, 04:42:28 UTC

{( *pets* ♥ )}

split_the_gates January 14 2007, 18:48:21 UTC

Don't unicorns only follow virtuous female virgins? 8O

OOC bleedingscythe January 14 2007, 23:44:15 UTC

Well, technically, they only allow female virgin's to catch them, and after the unicorn is caught, it follows that virgin around until she gets knocked up. :DD *Is a fantasy geek*

Re: OOC split_the_gates January 15 2007, 00:35:20 UTC

Is it really until she gets... "knocked up," as you say?

...I'd like to pet a unicorn...

Re: OOC bleedingscythe January 15 2007, 00:37:38 UTC

I'm pretty sure it's like that. The unicorn deems the ex-virgin impure, or something like that, and stops following her around/kills her.

I would too...

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