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[sirbitchesalot]

The girl of my dreams would come to me wearing

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[sirbitchesalot]

O yeah, and she isn't Southern Baptist. Man do I get sick of these rich-bich, SUV driving, ultra-conservative, hypocrtical, know-it-all, republican Southern Baptists.

[spankydominant]

You know. . . if it weren't for the distance thing. . I'd introduce you to my friend Teresa. . .Who recently became single. . .

She's probably exactly your type. . and vice versa. . .

The only thing she would ask of you is not to get angry if she got a chance to sleep with Trent Reznor and took it. . cause COME ON. . . Who wouldn't want that?

[robertdot]

To that Alex would either reply:

1) "Is it okay if I get jealous?" (except he would spell it weird)

OR

2) "As long as you don't get mad if I do the same."

[spankydominant]

You know. . . I wouldn't be surpirsed by either answer. . .

[sirbitchesalot]

so would i have spell out everythign I'm saying in order to mis-spell jealous like I do every fucking time unless I have something to look off of?

[wrkinggirl]

Wow. You just described everything I'm not...except for the reading, coffee, good wine, and liking to make out to heavy music. Most of the rest is a matter of opinion. Sigh... I guess we were never meant to be.

[diamondtower]

There are so many good jokes to make about this post that I can't decide...my mind is racing with snappy comebacks and jokes about you liking 12-year-old girls.