PORN* FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

[sirdrakesheir]

SO AS WE ALL KNOW, STEPHEN COLBERT WAS HORRIBLY ROBBED OF THREE (FOUR, REALLY) AWARDS THAT WERE RIGHTFULLY HIS, AND SO SEVERAL OTHERS AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT IT IS OUR SOLEMN DUTY TO GET THE POOR DEAR FICTITIOUSLY LAID A WHOLE BUNCH, YAY.

BASICALLY, THIS FUNCTIONS LIKE A KINK MEME.

THE ONLY REQUIREMENT IS THAT YOUR FIC MUST FEATURE STEPHEN COLBERT

Comments

[sirdrakesheir]

JON/STEPHEN: "Next time I'll probably just threaten to sic my boyfriend on them. He's a very important man, you know."

[ntjnke]

PROMPT: As a silly lover's revenge for besting him, Stephen tells Jon that he has to strip. Slowly. Dancing is not optional.

The happyverse version!

[sailorptah]

Stephen fairly skipped up to the car, where Jon had been waiting with a fair sheen of trepidation. "I'm so happy for you!" he gushed, flinging his arms enthusiastically around Jon's shoulders. "Two new Emmys! You must be so proud! And letting one of the writers do the speech instead of you - oh, Jon, you are so classy

Re: The happyverse version!

[sirdrakesheir]

THIS "STEPHEN" IS MY FAVORITE. HIS DISNEY-PRINCESS EYES, HEE! ♥_♥

MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT, BEING IN A BIG CITY, HE CAN NEVER CONCOCT A PLOT TO PUT ON A SHOW TO SAVE THE TOWN FROM FORECLOSURE OR SOMETHING, AS IS CLEARLY HIS DESTINY

BUT MAYBE HE CAN STILL LIKE, BAKE COOKIES FOR A BAKE SALE TO BUILD THE ORPHANS A NEW PLAYGROUND, IDK

Re: The happyverse version!

[sailorptah]

HE CAN NEVER CONCOCT A PLOT TO PUT ON A SHOW TO SAVE THE TOWN FROM FORECLOSURE OR SOMETHING, AS IS CLEARLY HIS DESTINY

This? Is a beautiful, beautiful image. (Makes me think of the stage shows they put on during the writers' strike, raising money for the out-of-work crew.)

I bet there are always cookies at his office. And baby birds appear at his window year-round to eat the crumbs.

Re: The happyverse version!

[sirdrakesheir]

THEY HOP INTO HIS HANDS AND EAT THE CRUMBS FROM BETWEEN HIS FINGERS I BET

HE TRIES TO COAX THEM INTO EATING OFF OF JON SOMETIMES, BUT HE IS UNSUCCESSFUL

Help!

[sailorptah]

I have three versions of the limo ride down now - Liberalverse, happy!verse, and sailorjon 'verse - but of course, for a proper Five Times, you need five. (That's just logic, Jon.)

Anyone want to nominate candidates for the last two? They can be canon AUs, or fic 'verses I've written, or 'verses that other people have written but given the rest of the world permission to write in, or...I don't know, whatever else you can think of. I trust in the creativity of the masses!

Re: Help!

[sarcasticsra]

What about the regular "Stephen" 'verse? You can borrow Needverse if you want. Or r!Stephen? Or...um, lol, translate it to Senateverse somehow? ("The Emmys completely snubbed poor Mike Huckabee. That's what he gets for upholding traditional, conservative values. I told you they were godless, Jon." -- "You know his show is satirical, right?") Haha, IDK.

Re: Help!

[sailorptah]

...okay, I think I'm gonna have to combine two prompts and do the Joan/"Stephanie" Needverse.

*sharpens pencil*

Re: Help!

[sarcasticsra]

...AWESOME.

*goes back to beating muse into submission*

[ceilidh_ann]

Great idea, somebody please prompt me!

[sirdrakesheir]

THERE ARE A COUPLE FREE PROMPTS UP ALREADY, I THINK, IF YOU'D LIKE ONE