i learned a lot last night. first of all, Claire and i had a spectacular time there, it was getting a little too crowded. also, some people quite frankly should not wear lingerie. im not being mean or anything, just true. if you were there last night, you know you were thinking it too ( Read more... )

I live for gossip. I admit it. I, at least, am not a hypcrite like that.

1) Getting hit on by a ton of straight boys in my sexy Marie Antoinette costume ( Read more... )

You know when you run into some random old friends from high school, and you talk with them and act like everything is perfectly like how it used to be, and then when they walk away smiling and all happy to see you, you sigh, walk away briskly and ask yourself, "What was I thinking?"

Yeah.

Top ten most overused phrases (according to Todd):

1) Not my fault.
2) That's different.
3) You'll never believe what happened to me.
4) I've never been so scandalized in my life.
5) You're embarrassing me.
6) Because.
7) What if I died?
8) Why is my life so difficult?
9) That's a horrible thing to say.
10) TTYL!

I <3 my life.

After becoming a posterboy for American Eagle and spending a small fortune on a new wardrobe, my newest crisis involves the last of my spending binge this summer has entailed. Should I get Christian Dior's "Jadore" or Elizabeth Taylor's "Black Pearls ( Read more... )

I've been back in the States for a few weeks now, working a comfy overpaid, underworked government job that I owe to my father's influence and nothing I've actually done before. My internship expired early and, quite surprisingly, I was happy to return to a place where people actually understand me on a more personal level. I made friends over ( Read more... )

Sometimes, when I get frustrated at work because I don't know everything I should know, or I look out the big bay windows and think of home, I remind myself I'm here to learn and things will take time. In the meantime, I can giggle with the silly British girl, avoid the stern German boy, flirt with the hot Frenchman and discuss with the quiet ( Read more... )

David ( Read more... )

So, in conclusion, even when I'm wasted out of my mind, I still flirt with boys ( Read more... )