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"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t

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[pullsheavendown]

That's awful writing.

same.

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"The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant."

[pullsheavendown]

Uh...right.

1/2

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"She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up."

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Dogs seem to be a recurring theme.

[pullsheavendown]

Dogs are okay.

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Perhaps not at their best showing when likened to graceful dancers or laughing women.

[pullsheavendown]

Where'd you even find that stuff?

... wow that's annoying. well, you saw where it led.

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Here.

[It's a link to /b/.]

Contributing to Roxas' teenage education are we

[pullsheavendown]

What was that for?

[He thinks you're just making fun of him 8( ]

of course.

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Your education.

gonna start buying him porn next?

[pullsheavendown]

Oh, yeah, I feel real educated.

Roxas can buy his own porn.

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Try not to get too invested in anonymous wars with people who could be anyone.

nuh uh underage

[pullsheavendown]

I'll try not to.

tooooooo bad.

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Good luck, Roxas.

you're a terrible uncle

[pullsheavendown]

Thanks a lot.