[There's a series of taps overheard, something very akin to Morse code, tap TAP tap tap tap TAP tap tap TAP tap tap tap TAP tap tap tap -- stop -- TAP TAP tap -- stop
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He knows when you are sleeping! He knows when you've left your cell! So best to use discretion, lads, or things might not go so well! Oh! You better not steal, you better not kill! Even if his fists are really a thrill! The Batman is beating you down!
...And I know you aren't Santa Claus, Batsy. You aren't a unicorn.
I'm ad-libbing. Give a guy a break. I haven't written my own jingle since...well....since I crippled old whatsisname's daughter. Remember that? That was fun.
[A beat]
And Santa Claus is a unicorn, Batman. The pony and I decided this is the only logical explanation.
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[ That's all. ]
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] Guess who is trying to divert your attentions away from Re-l to him by subtly not-flirting back. ]
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I'm not Santa Claus.
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He knows when you've left your cell!
So best to use discretion, lads, or things might not go so well!
Oh!
You better not steal, you better not kill!
Even if his fists are really a thrill!
The Batman is beating you down!
...And I know you aren't Santa Claus, Batsy. You aren't a unicorn.
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'Even if his fists are really a thrill'. Really.
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[A beat]
And Santa Claus is a unicorn, Batman. The pony and I decided this is the only logical explanation.
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Jim Gordon. The girl's name is Barbara.
Logical and you don't get along. Elaborate.
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[Sleepy yawn]
Santa Claus is a unicorn using illusion magic so people don't know he's a unicorn.
...World's Greatest Detective indeed....
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