c] voice;

[enigmaestro]

[There's a series of taps overheard, something very akin to Morse code, tap TAP tap tap tap TAP tap tap TAP tap tap tap TAP tap tap tap -- stop -- TAP TAP tap -- stop

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[he_is_wild]

Ohoho, and would you be the one to take him in?

[barebacking]

Liar.

That is Batman.

[ridi_arlecchino]

Ha! Not even close, buster. Mr. J loves me.

[barebacking]

'ch.

I won't believe something like that.

[ridi_arlecchino]

I don't got nothin' to prove to you. [THE BRIEFEST PAUSE EVER.] I'll have ya know he was burstin' with joy when I got here an' now that I am we're a family again with just me an' him an' the babies in our ha-ha-happy home.

[barebacking]

Ah, what a lovely joke he's playing.

But you don't seem to be laughing once more.

[ridi_arlecchino]

IT'S NOT A JOKE!

[barebacking]

[And just laughs quietly.]

[he_is_wild]

Oh, I see you've met.

Yaha, this is my consort, Harley.

Harley, this is my....................Yaha.

[barebacking]

Consort.

What do you mean by that, Sir Joker?

[he_is_wild]

She is my companion, Yaha. My merry mate.

[barebacking]

I see.

[he_is_wild]

I know where you're going with this, Elf, and before you get carried away: The Bat knows about her.

[barebacking]

I see.

[he_is_wild]

And he doesn't care.

We got an open relationship. The Bat and I.

[barebacking]

Is that so?