Voice | Filtered away from Shinji Nishizono and Yaha

[ysobritish]

So. People. [ASSUMING ALL THE KIDLETS ARE IN BED BY NOW.]

I. [A pause.] I come to ask advice of you.

Say there is someone that you like. Someone you happen to be dating. And- [Oh god this is so embarassing WHY.] say that you were wishing to seduce them. What would be the best methods that you know of?

[And no, he's not taking gender differences into

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[little_bandages]

[Nope, Ritsuka's not in bed. He's up studying.] Ask them on a date, moron! Why would you have to ask the whole world about that?!

[ysobritish]

I've already asked them on a date. That's not what I'm enquiring about and it's not a subject for young minds.

[little_bandages]

Well, I'll never want to do anything like that, so I don't know, but.

It doesn't seem like the sort of thing you should set out like a game plan. This isn't going to battle. This is your relationship. How do you think it would make them feel to know this is how you went about it?

[ysobritish]

Yes, I'm sure in just a couple of years you won't suddenly develop urges like everyone else your age.

[Sarcasm is to Liquid as water is to fish.]

I'm not sure he'd really care, actually.

[little_bandages]

Tch. [The truth is, Ritsuka is a boy like any other, and even if he's somewhat emotionally arrested, puberty is still happening. He simply won't admit it.]

...Then maybe you should let him make the first move. If he's into that kind of thing.

[ysobritish]

I've been advised to make the first move myself. Besides, I'm meant to be the bold one here.

[little_bandages]

So just take your shirt off around him. That's the kind of boldness you always have anyway.

[ysobritish]

I don't wear a shirt, Ritsuka.

[little_bandages]

...And he doesn't already think you're seducing him?

[ysobritish]

No. As a matter of fact, he doesn't.

[little_bandages]

...You're probably both idiots who'll never figure it out. But that's good, that means you don't have to figure out condoms and gross stuff like that.

[ysobritish]

...

Ritsuka, forgive me, but this is not the first time I've had sex. Far from it.

[little_bandages]

[Ew. That was a mental image he didn't need.]

Well, you are an adult.

[ysobritish]

[Sorry, kitten.]

You're the one that said I'd never need to figure out condoms and the like. Really, by now I think I have a firm grip on things like that.

...

Not like that.

[little_bandages]

Well if you have such a firm grip why are you asking the whole Port how to seduce someone? That's weird. And gross.

[ysobritish]

There's a difference between the act and getting to it. Seduction is the art of making the other person want to do it, something I've never had trouble with before.

And usually people your age are asleep by now.