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[ysobritish]

So. People. [ASSUMING ALL THE KIDLETS ARE IN BED BY NOW.]

I. [A pause.] I come to ask advice of you.

Say there is someone that you like. Someone you happen to be dating. And- [Oh god this is so embarassing WHY.] say that you were wishing to seduce them. What would be the best methods that you know of?

[And no, he's not taking gender differences into

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[kingofrooks]

If ya haveta ask, ya ain't cut out fer it.

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[ysobritish]

[Sarcasm laces his voice.] Oh dear, how terrible. It must be impossible for someone to be new to such an oddity.

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[kingofrooks]

C'mon, ya know 'em best. Can't ya think of anythin' that'll get 'em hot?

[ Otherwise known as Matches is a coarse ass bastard. ]

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[ysobritish]

...

Nothing legal.

[Oh boy was there nothing legal.]

Or moral in any way.

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[kingofrooks]

Why does it haveta be either?

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[ysobritish]

Because, frankly, I'm not about to kill someone just to get into his trousers.

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[kingofrooks]

Interestin' lover ya got there. [ He sounds so amused about it. ]

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Ya ever 'eard o' a safe word?

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[ysobritish]

Yes, he's a very interesting one.

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...doesn't that usually only apply if you're into BDSM? Frankly, he wouldn't listen to it anyway.

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[kingofrooks]

Can't you make 'im listen?

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[ysobritish]

Frankly, if we've gotten to the point where I'd be uttering the safeword, Wolf will be tranquilising him.

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[kingofrooks]

Ya invite a wolf into bed wit' ya?

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[ysobritish]

Not quite. Not that I would be adverse, she is quite lovely. Wolf is my sniper. She's always watching me.

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[kingofrooks]

Ya 'ad an interestin' life. [ Yes, he's laughing at you. ]

Find a way ta pretend, then. If killin' is what gets 'im off, then pretend.

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[ysobritish]

...do I? It seems quite ordinary to me. I suppose for a civilian, it would be.

A way to pretend... hm. That's an interesting suggestion.

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[kingofrooks]

[ Low, coarse laugh. ]

Ain't a civilian. Ain't one of ya military types, but ain't civilian either.

[ Pause. ] So ya gonna do it?

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[ysobritish]

If you're not military, than you're civilian. [Simple enough.]

Good grief, no.