[While the background sounds are faint, there is the sound of very heavy footsteps, metal gliding across metal, not grating, but there, and then, for the people who have heard Iron Man's voice, a familiar synthesized voice.]
There are some hazards to this business, unexpected trips to other universes among them, but this one caught me a little
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Welcome t'Canada, Mr. Stark. If'n ya need some help, I don't mind givin' ya a hand. Cain't do much 'bout a drink though.
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Your offer for help is appreciated, but I have everything under control at the moment.
I would like to know with whom I am speaking.
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[He doesn't like admitting that.]
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I have a simple question for you.
What's the name of my team in your universe?
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The Avengers. Though, they was broken up before I done got here.
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They disbanded?
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Don't rightly know, Mr. Stark. Jus' know the Avenger Mansion was destroyed or somethin', an' they weren't there. I was dealin' with the X-Men at the time.
[And he doesn't know how to make this private, so, public it is, sorry Tony.]
Sir, I know there's more'n one X-Man on the island, an' they's always tryin' t'drag those from our world inta their place, but...
[AWKWARD KEVIN IS AWKWARD. He's a fanboy, but Southern Hospitality takes first place.]
But if'n ya didn't want t'stay with 'em, I've got enough room with me an' Julian here, if'n ya didn't want t'stay at the apartments.
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If you're on the ground floor, or your floors are structurally reinforced.
[Thank god for southern hospitality.]
That is a delightful offer and I'd be happy to accept.
[But he has a bar to go to, and alcohol to drink.]
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[He should probably tell Julian. Oh well. He'll tell him later.]
[Text of the address and directions from the baseball diamond.]
I'll be waitin' fer ya, an' save ya some dinner.
[Southern hospitality. You might end up not drinking all your calories, Tony.]
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[Tony doesn't waste any time.]
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