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[fantasycliche]

[ The video cuts in to a very intentional composition. Onyx is all dressed up in a charmingly low-cut black dress and a silky smile, lounging on some park bench somewhere. She brushes black hair over one shoulder and starts speaking. ]

Does anyone have any extra room where ever they live? I'm told I'm a good roommate.

[ No that's a lie. She'll do

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[under_thehood]

You're so gracious to check in on your new 'friends.'

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[fantasycliche]

I know. You're lucky to have me.

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[under_thehood]

What would I do ever without you?

[fantasycliche]

[ a pause, looking ever so thoughtful! ]

Well, you might live longer, for one.

[under_thehood]

Someone already beat you to the punch on that one.

[fantasycliche]

Really. [ browcock! ] You seem awfully lively for a dead man.

[under_thehood]

So I've heard.

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Are you a-- oh, what was the word. It sleeps in a coffin.

[under_thehood]

Not a vampire or a zombie.

[fantasycliche]

Vampire, yes, that's the one. What's the word for you, then?

[under_thehood]

I was brought back from the dead. There's no word for that besides: revenge.

[fantasycliche]

Here?

[under_thehood]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[fantasycliche]

Well, it's the difference between being impressed and not caring overly much.

[under_thehood]

Oh my goodness gracious, your opinion matters so much to me. I'll get right on sharing everything with you.

[fantasycliche]

The latter, then. I can do that.