[Is there a reason for this? A real one? No. No, there isn't. Black*Star is just bored. And hearing everybody talking like pirates is hilarious. So of course, he takes it upon himself to salute the day in the most fitting way he can think of. Cover your ears, folks. Even without the NVs you might hear him.]
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YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR )
What in t' name o' ... Black*Star!?
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Yo, Ella! You talkin' like a pirate today, too??
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What be ye talkin' about? I be talkin' th' way I always do--
[ Pause. ]
Wait what th - I didna say 't like that!
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Yeah ya did!!
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Don`t be silly, I be talkin' normally! I dasn't know why th' NV be changin' me words like this!
[ Dangit. . . Wait just a minute! ]
How come ye`re still talkin' normally, swabbie?
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Obviously I'm too close to becoming a warrior god to be affected by that kinda thing.
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[ Well it did match with his ego... she shakes her head a bit, carrying the NV over to her couch now that she was done washing dishes. Monday was the one day she could relax. ]
Anyway, warrior god or nay, this canna last long. I hope. Oh how I hope.
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I made a promise. I'm gonna be the greatest of warriors. And from there I'll become a warrior god!
And I hope it lasts a good long time! It's AWESOME like this!
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That`s an impressive ambition ye be havin'. I`ll root fer ye.
[ She chuckles, shaking her head. ]
Haha, easy fer ye t' say, ye`re nay th' one affected!
[ Aaand a thought. ]
By th' way, what be ye doin' this weekend?
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You pick your teams well! That's why I acknowledge you.
[Then he tilts his head slightly, curious.]
Huh? Trainin' probably. Why?
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I be glad. Goodness knows nay bein' acknowledged by a soon t' be warrior god would be a crime.
Why? I be havin' an unused dinin' room an' too much food. I thought I`d invite ye an' yer shipmates o'er fer an informal dinner, if ye`re nay busy, an' I dasn't work Satterdee evenin'.
[ Oh god what did she even say. Ella pauses a few minutes, a perplexed expression crossing her face. ...Roll with it, Ella. ]
I be nay sure if Soul be workin' that night tho.
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[And the next part is even more confusing. But he heard "invite," "shipmates," and "dinner," and that's all he needs.]
Hell yeah we'll come over for eats! And I'll drag 'em all over if I gotta. They can work the next day or whatever.
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[ Well, her stepsister anyway. Ohhhhhhhh that's going to be hilarious. ]
At least this - thin' that's affectin' th' NVs aren't affectin' scallywags outside o' them too.
[ Scallywags? ... imagine if Ella had to talk like this all the time. ;.; ]
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[... As far as Black*Star's concerned, it'd be the best thing ever. :D]
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No lad, I told ye afore, remember? 'twas th' NV that's responsible, nah me. I natter normally!
[ ... natter? ]
Well, normal fer me.
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I guess everyone's is broken 'cept for mine. Obviously they couldn't handle the big me's voice.
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