01 ❤ video → voice;

[titsandash]

[Gooood morning, Siren's Port! Say hello to some cleavage. That's right: some very well-endowed woman is messing with her NV, and it's filming riiiight down her--

[Oh. Oh, wait, there goes the video. Audio only, now!]

Ah, is that it...?

[A pause. Then the woman speaks again. Where before she sounded suitably serious, now she sounds quite lively

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[Video]

[soul_scatter]

[Oh, he knows that cleavage. Not in a pervy way either. It's not his fault she flaunts it all over Soul Society!]

Matsumoto-fukutaichou.

[Does he have to say more than that? A plot is forming in his mind.]

voice; (for the moment!)

[titsandash]

["Flaunts"? Never! She just can't bear to hide what deserves to be seen~!]

Kuchiki-taichou!

[He was using the very same Senkaimon as she. So, if he's here....]

Does this mean that we were all...?

[Video]

[soul_scatter]

No. Unohana-taichou, myself... and Hitsugaya-taichou are here.

[A small tick of the eyebrow.]

Your taichou can be found at this address. [And he tells you an address~] The door will be unlocked.

[Video] 1/3

[titsandash]

[Give her just a second to get the video on. If Kuchiki-taichou's using it, she figures it's proooobably best to follow suit.]

My taichou's here, too? That's wonderful! I thought I'd have to do so much paperwork about this place!

[Video] 2/3

[titsandash]

-- Not that it wouldn't be important paperwork, of course~!

[Yup, just. Backtracking right there.]

[Video] 3/3

[titsandash]

Door's unlocked, right? I'll go see him right away~!

[Video]

[soul_scatter]

[A blank look. Soso blank. TROLLING IN FULL EFFECT.]

The door is unlocked. I am in the kitchen.

[Yes, he lives with your taichou.]

[Video] → action ?

[titsandash]

[Not a very reassuring look, taichou.]

Ah, I see! Then I'll see you soon as well, Kuchiki-taichou.

[It won't take too long for her to get there, either. It would certainly be faster, were she not feeling like she's suffering from the worst hangover of her life (which is really saying something). But, she still makes good time.]

action!

[soul_scatter]

[Kuchiki will just be in the kitchen and wave you up the stairs where your sweet, sweet taichou is sleeping and can be found. He's sure you can find his reiatsu.]

action!

[titsandash]

[A wave upstairs? She'll take it! Much better than having to report on what she doesn't yet understand, that's for sure~!

[She flashes a thumbs up (gotta acknowledge that wave somehow, right?) and heads on upstairs.]