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[ Hello, Port! You are currently enjoying the view of a sleek silver Mercedes Benz. Isn't that nice. Things are going well for our Mercedes, right up until a brick falls in through the top of the frame and smashes into its windshield. Ouch.
There's a grim, satisfied sort of heh, and then of its own accord, the brick picks itself up and smashes out each window, before landing with a horrible scraping dent on the hood. Next into the frame is a knife, held by whoever has the NV in their other hand! The view drops as the wielder crouches next to the door, and deeply carves the words "With love, Onyx" into the door.
And finally the view shifts, looking up into Onyx's very contented smile. ]
I really think that we should look into making murder legal. This isn't a bad alternative, but it could be a little more satisfying.
In any case, I can promise you this: that was the last time Richard Phillips will ever stand me up.
[ poor NPC-Richard's Mercedes, we knew it well. :( ]
There's a grim, satisfied sort of heh, and then of its own accord, the brick picks itself up and smashes out each window, before landing with a horrible scraping dent on the hood. Next into the frame is a knife, held by whoever has the NV in their other hand! The view drops as the wielder crouches next to the door, and deeply carves the words "With love, Onyx" into the door.
And finally the view shifts, looking up into Onyx's very contented smile. ]
I really think that we should look into making murder legal. This isn't a bad alternative, but it could be a little more satisfying.
In any case, I can promise you this: that was the last time Richard Phillips will ever stand me up.
[ poor NPC-Richard's Mercedes, we knew it well. :( ]