Allo, Eridan Ampora. I am Francis Bonnefoy. It is a pleasure to meet you. [Well. They're not actually meeting. But you get the picture.]
Non non non, it is "Canada". Not "Canadia". It is on Earth. You are from another planet, non? Like your other troll friends?
[At least assuming it's a troll, the kids seem to have proper English for the most part. And the other trolls he's met/spoken with have some sort of strange quirk.]
oh hey, you're back! good thing you came around during the day time, so now you won't have to worry about monsters for a while. also, you probably don't remember me, but i'm john! and i strongly advise you to not listen to anything the others say about canada. they have no idea what they're saying, and it's not really a bad place to be.
oh, hahaha! says the one who tried to trick me into dying on my little red rocket. well you can't have the cupcakes cause i'm not going to buy your lies into seeing my nanna... or you can keep the cupcakes since i don't want them... ...bluh, you get what i mean! i know your game, and i am going to play it against you.
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im pretty much vviewed as a god wwhere im from
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As if this place couldn't get any worse.
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heres somethin you might wwant to consider vvris
ivve nevver been here before
so youre not makin any glubbin sense believvin that
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note the plural
are none a your beeswax and you should cut out
theyre nothin i cant handle on my owwn
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Non non non, it is "Canada". Not "Canadia". It is on Earth. You are from another planet, non? Like your other troll friends?
[At least assuming it's a troll, the kids seem to have proper English for the most part. And the other trolls he's met/spoken with have some sort of strange quirk.]
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my troll friends
thats exactly wwhat they are
the wwhole lot a us are pretty fuckin friendly indeed
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wwell
wwere all more on the side a platonic enemyship than friendship
disappointinly enough
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good thing you came around during the day time, so now you won't have to worry about monsters for a while.
also, you probably don't remember me, but i'm john!
and i strongly advise you to not listen to anything the others say about canada.
they have no idea what they're saying, and it's not really a bad place to be.
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says the one who tried to trick me into dying on my little red rocket.
well you can't have the cupcakes cause i'm not going to buy your lies into seeing my nanna...
or you can keep the cupcakes since i don't want them...
...bluh, you get what i mean!
i know your game, and i am going to play it against you.
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