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Jan 19, 2012 23:45

[What an odd creature floating on the screen.]

This sucks.

Not only am I, like, kidnapped, but now I don't even have a freakin' place to live! I'm a princess, I, like, have needs! Where am I supposed to live? Where am I supposed to lumpin' eat?

You better have an answer! This is the worst kidnapping ever!

[She pants for a few seconds, enraged ( Read more... )

c: deadpool, c: caster, c: eric slingby, c: luna lovegood, !: lumpy space princess

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brokethenorm January 20 2012, 05:24:58 UTC
Sorry, I don't really think I know any... talking lint? [Because clearly, she's talking about him :|]

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oh_my_gob January 20 2012, 05:26:13 UTC
There's no, like, need to be hurtful!

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brokethenorm January 20 2012, 05:28:57 UTC
What? No! No, I didn't mean to-- I just don't really know what you are.

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oh_my_gob January 20 2012, 05:30:50 UTC
I'm a Lumpy Space person!

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naanananananana January 20 2012, 05:30:28 UTC
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Princess?

We told you to roll UP the bubblegum,
not roll IN it.

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oh_my_gob January 20 2012, 05:31:18 UTC
You didn't, like, tell me anything. Who are you?

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naanananananana January 20 2012, 05:33:43 UTC
We are The King of All Cosmos ✩

... ... ...
Who are you?

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oh_my_gob January 20 2012, 05:36:16 UTC
[A king-- a king? She straightens up and simpers at him.]

I'm the Lumpy Space princess-- and I'm single, too.

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Video 1/2 the_dead_pool2 January 20 2012, 05:38:17 UTC
[Deadpool pauses for a moment, wondering if he is seeing things right and then just bursts out laughing]

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Video 2/2 the_dead_pool2 January 20 2012, 05:41:36 UTC
[Still tittering]

Whoever created you must have been high as a fricking kite, seriously. I need to meet that deity or whatever.

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Video oh_my_gob January 20 2012, 05:45:26 UTC
[She eyes him coolly.]

Nobody created me, I was, like, born.

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Video the_dead_pool2 January 20 2012, 06:11:27 UTC
Which I'm sure is listed amongst your greatest accomplishments. However, you don't get something from nothing, so your race of dust bunnies had to be created.

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voice harriedosborn January 20 2012, 06:06:33 UTC
[ Wow is he tripping. Why. WHY. ]

I-I don't think the kidnappers have names, exactly.

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voice oh_my_gob January 20 2012, 06:09:01 UTC
That's stupid. How'm I supposed to marry them if I don't even know their name?

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voice harriedosborn January 20 2012, 06:11:17 UTC
You want to marry your kidnapper?

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voice oh_my_gob January 20 2012, 06:12:57 UTC
Well, no, but he obviously wants to marry me or he wouldn't have kidnapped me.

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video fiddlesticking January 20 2012, 06:31:10 UTC
[Oh, royalty? That grabs his attention right off, pink lumpy thing or not. He's read about more curious looking alien creatures than this. Kind of.]

I suppose there is some comfort in knowing they have the foresight to populate this city with aristocracy.

Greetings, Princess. I am Equius Zahhak, nobleblood of the Alternian Empire.

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video oh_my_gob January 20 2012, 06:33:32 UTC
[She draws herself up a bit. It's not a candy person, but at least he's royalty. And kind of cute, in a blue sort of way! This could work out well.]

Do you, like, have a title?

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video fiddlesticking January 20 2012, 07:34:01 UTC
Title? Oh. Well.

[Cue fidgeting! He really hates admitting how young he is, but he wasn't old enough to do all that warrior empire service stuff and earn himself a proper title. But, there was always SGRUB.]

I have recently been honored as the Heir of Void.

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Re: video oh_my_gob January 20 2012, 23:28:48 UTC
[...that flies right over her head, all right, but she looks rather impressed nonetheless.]

That's, like, lumpin' sweet. Is that your, like, world?

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