[What an odd creature floating on the screen.]
This sucks.
Not only am I, like, kidnapped, but now I don't even have a freakin' place to live! I'm a princess, I, like, have needs! Where am I supposed to live? Where am I supposed to lumpin' eat?
You better have an answer! This is the worst kidnapping ever!
[She pants for a few seconds, enraged
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Princess?
We told you to roll UP the bubblegum,
not roll IN it.
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Who are you?
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I'm the Lumpy Space princess-- and I'm single, too.
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Whoever created you must have been high as a fricking kite, seriously. I need to meet that deity or whatever.
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Nobody created me, I was, like, born.
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I-I don't think the kidnappers have names, exactly.
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I suppose there is some comfort in knowing they have the foresight to populate this city with aristocracy.
Greetings, Princess. I am Equius Zahhak, nobleblood of the Alternian Empire.
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Do you, like, have a title?
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[Cue fidgeting! He really hates admitting how young he is, but he wasn't old enough to do all that warrior empire service stuff and earn himself a proper title. But, there was always SGRUB.]
I have recently been honored as the Heir of Void.
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That's, like, lumpin' sweet. Is that your, like, world?
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