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[hexyoutotuesday]

Strippers. Why the hell did it have to be strippers? Whiny, undereducated, tacky, fake--

I mean, aren't they cold? And isn't their strategy a bit counterproductive? Half my coworkers spent their shifts whistling.

They threw body glitter at me when I came into work. Body glitter. It's like they learned their protesting methods from PETA. I felt like

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[masking]

[didn't get. a third of what she just said. but hey!]

..Ya don' like strippers?

[masking]

Yep! 'm still in the free apartments!

[hexyoutotuesday]

And what kind of accent is that?

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Ehhh... It really that strong?

[hexyoutotuesday]

It's... different.

[masking]

Huh! Guess it'd be Turkish if anythin', then.

[hexyoutotuesday]

Turkey? I've never met anyone from there before.

[masking]

Well, ya have now! 'S great, ya should visit sometime!

Go by Sadiq Adnan 'round here. An' you are?

[hexyoutotuesday]

I'll visit when I'm not trapped in Canada.

Sadiq Adnan. [she repeats him name slowly to try and get it right] I'm Jinx.

[masking]

Heheh, awesome. Nice to meet'cha.

[hexyoutotuesday]

So, tell me a little about yourself. Keep me entertained while I try to get this stupid glitter out of my hair.

[masking]

Iunno, got a lotta tell in that case! Anythin' specific ya'd wanna know?

[hexyoutotuesday]

Just go for it, Sadiq.

[masking]

Ahahaha! Well, I like eatin' sweets, entertainin' tourists, an' I'm still pretty damn excellent at conquerin' even if that's kinda frowned upon nowadays! Soccor 'n wrestlin' are my stronger sports. Also, it'd be nice if certain nations could get over 'emselves-- Forgive an' forget, y'know? [blablah lala hypocrite]

[hexyoutotuesday]

Conquering, you say?

[masking]

Yep! Used to be a pastime, I guess.