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☮ 21; VOICE

Jul 20, 2010 20:00

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[HESITATION.]

Santa Claus is real, isn't he?! And the Easter bunny... Am I the only person who follows 'NORAD tracks Santa' every year?!

[HE CANNOT HANDLE THE TRUTH.]

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VOICE // PRIVATE ysobritish July 20 2010, 19:30:06 UTC

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Father, do tell me you're joking.

VOICE // PRIVATE heavendivided July 20 2010, 19:49:24 UTC

Yeah, I know. I can't believe I'm asking this, either.

VOICE // PRIVATE ysobritish July 20 2010, 19:51:01 UTC

...I can't believe you are either, but I suspect for a different reason.

I do not believe in either.

VOICE // PRIVATE heavendivided July 20 2010, 19:52:09 UTC

Who raised you again.

VOICE // PRIVATE ysobritish July 20 2010, 19:54:40 UTC

[There is the faint sound of a box being equipped. :|]

...Zero. Father, why do you sound angry?

VOICE // PRIVATE heavendivided July 20 2010, 20:00:10 UTC

But they do celebrate Christmas in Great Britain! That doesn't even make sense! Though I'm not surprised that he would tell you lies even when it came to that.

VOICE // PRIVATE ysobritish July 20 2010, 20:04:09 UTC

Christmas is irrelevant. I never entertained the event. I hardly even know what it's about, except that people kept sticking lights up in the street and there were idiots dressed in red suits and asking for money. Oh, and the whole bible factor, which renders Christmas entirely pointless. Really, it's nothing but an attempt to make more money.

But I digress. No. I don't believe in Santa. I never have. He does not exist. And nor does the Easter Bunny.

VOICE // PRIVATE heavendivided July 20 2010, 20:08:08 UTC

They do. Santa is the inventor and godfather of stealth - just because you can't see them doesn't mean they're not around. What's your proof? Someone else's word?

VOICE // PRIVATE ysobritish July 20 2010, 20:10:56 UTC

My proof is that his existence is entirely implausible and he's nothing more than an unnecessary, made up being who exists solely to persuade children to be good. Where is your proof that he exists? Present him to me. Prove he does.

VOICE // PRIVATE heavendivided July 20 2010, 20:13:19 UTC

I - I got my presents every year! Because I've been good. And his existence is not more implausible than anything else I've encountered here so far.

VOICE // PRIVATE ysobritish July 20 2010, 20:14:20 UTC

Here, perhaps, he exists, but at home? No. Those presents came from whomever raised you, frightening people though they must have been to allow you to retain such an illogical belief through adulthood.

VOICE // PRIVATE heavendivided July 20 2010, 20:20:34 UTC

Bull. Shit. It's because you didn't get any, right?

VOICE // PRIVATE ysobritish July 20 2010, 20:22:41 UTC

E-EXCUSE ME-?!

VOICE // PRIVATE heavendivided July 20 2010, 20:25:56 UTC

You didn't get any presents!

VOICE // PRIVATE ysobritish July 20 2010, 20:27:28 UTC

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!

VOICE // PRIVATE / and their yelling can be heard throughout the entire house heavendivided July 20 2010, 20:33:22 UTC

EVERYTHING!!

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