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[heartdissonance]

[The NV's audio comes on as it's skittering across the floor, is what it sounds like. Words-]

--might just kick your fat head in!

[It's Shijima. She sounds a cross between distressed and highly agitated. From a little further away, there's another voice; it's very deep and manly. Very. Actually, it's Big Boss.]

What! Come on, it looks cute!

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[ysobritish]

[Liquid sounds rather irritable. Enough said. And hearing those voices when he's injured and tetchy is pushing him.]

JUST GET THE HELL OFF OF HIS BEARD BEFORE I COME DOWN THERE AND MAKE YOU!

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[ysobritish]

...

[Sorry, Big Boss, he'll just be laughing like a lunatic now.]

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[heartdissonance]

[Shijima has the nerve to look smug as she sits atop the spoils of war and runs her fingers through her hair. Which is beginning to grow with the movements.

Sorry, Jack, you have to grow naturally.]

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[ysobritish]

...so that's what you meant.

[Snerk.]

[Don't mind the snickering man in the black coat, with the bandages.]

Father... really, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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[heavendivided]

[just....growls something.]

Just shut up and get the hell out of here!

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[ysobritish]

I came to help, but since it's too late, I suppose I might as well spare you the shame.

[He turned on his heel, hiding a laugh.]

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[heartdissonance]

[Shijima waves, and lays down atop Jack's back and tries to nap.]

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[heavendivided]

[Too bad it's already too late for that. As you take your leave, Liquid, you might hear a manly whine. THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT TO A MAN THAN HIS BEARD!!]