006 ☠ [Accidental Video] ☠

[break_xerxes]

[Mister Xerxes was unaware that he'd knocked Emily when packing up some things in Gilbert's room. Mostly clothes he had and little bits and bobs he assumed Gilbert wouldn't miss. Emily recording this all of course.]

Now where does he keep his cigarettes? I'm sure there was a stash of them around here somewhere. Oh~ is that a bottle of red wine

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Voice

[ysobritish]

Having fun?

[Liquid's voice is lightly sarcastic.]

You do realise you're on camera, yes?

Voice

[ysobritish]

...

[Sigh.]

The "Snake" part is to show my connection to the rest of my family. I don't have a goddamn clue about the "Liquid" part.

[At least you're not calling him "melty lizard", dammit.]

Voice

[break_xerxes]

I'd rather call you Aqueous! Mr.Aqueous or Sir serpent!

[He likes to give nicknames ... it was only a matter of time.]

Voice

[ysobritish]

[There's a pause. Then slowly, Liquid starts to laugh, too surprised to remain stoic.]

Dear god, people here do like to corrupt my name.

Voice

[break_xerxes]

Oh my~Is that laughter I hear Mr.Aqueous?

[Well, Break is actually amused to have amused someone else, normally people get rather snapish with his joking.]

Voice

[ysobritish]

Yes it is. I don't believe I know your name.

[Liquid couldn't help it. At least it's better than Melty Lizard.]

Voice

[break_xerxes]

Who me~♪?

Why I'm Xerxes Break, though some call me Hatter

[He's chuckling now to himself and so is that doll.]

Voice

[ysobritish]

[And he's pretty sure it has nothing to do with the actual profession.]

Yes, you. Pleasure to meet you, I'm sure.

Voice

[break_xerxes]

[Are you implying that Break is mad? xD]

It really is a pleasure isn't it~

Tell me Mr.Aqueous, how are you finding your stay in the wonderful Port?

Voice

[ysobritish]

[Oh, you can't help that, Break... We're all mad here...]

Quiet. Not bad. Simply quiet.

[And restrictive. Among other things.]

Voice

[break_xerxes]

[You sir, have just made a friend with that~xD]

Quiet? .... you should have been there that night.

[We agree on the restrictive part.]

voice

[ysobritish]

[xD Yaaaay.]

I've been involved in war and battle since I was thirteen. That's over twenty years. Compared to the chaos of my world, this is quiet.

voice

[break_xerxes]

[Oh this is in no way a good thing sir! Break is a well known troll! you'll ever have a moments peace again.]

I see~ well aren't you just a big old strong man then~ a place like this should be a piece of cake for you then~

[Break is older than you would believe, more than double your age.]

voice

[ysobritish]

[Eh, Liquid's unit included Psycho Mantis. He isn't worried about trolls. Experience will teach him otherwise. Maybe.]

Of course it is. It's practically boring at times.

[...Liquid would be surprised to find that out.]

voice

[break_xerxes]

[Oh joy~ Because Break is finally venturing out and away from those he knows from Pandora, you're a perfect target for his trolling~.]

Now, now Mr.Aqueous, we need to do something about this boring old place don't we? How about a nice cup of tea and a chat?

[So would a lot of people he knows, its a secret.]

voice

[ysobritish]

Are you asking me out on a date? Sorry, you're not my type.

[Sarcastic Liquid is sarcastic. And paranoid.]