[007 / Video] [Backdated to about 2:00 pm]
[Good afternoon, Siren's Port! Today you are treated to a video post of Maya Fey, sitting in front of the camera. For those of you that are observant, you may notice something's tied under the beads around her neck. Her left hand's still in a cast, but she's clutching something in her right hand.]
[This something? It's the one of her the DVDs from her recently recieved ENTIRE STEEL SAMURAI DVD COLLECTION]
[This girl? SHE IS ON A MISSION]
Citizens of Siren's Port! For too long you have remained in the dark, unaware of the awesomeness that lies... That lies... well, it's sitting in my hand right now, but that's beside the point!
The point is!! In my hand, I have the greatest TV show, ever! No longer will you wander through life, having never seen the most amazing show to ever... show! It is my sworn duty as a bringer of all things awesome to share this awesomeness with you! So all of you! You have to watch this show! It'll change your life! You'll be spiritually cleansed! it'll be the greatest--
[She consults the back of the box to see how long it is]
W-Woah? That many hours? How many days is that? Or is that weeks? ... Months?
... Anyway! The Steel Samurai is the greatest TV show of all time! Of all time! And you all have to watch it!
[This something? It's the one of her the DVDs from her recently recieved ENTIRE STEEL SAMURAI DVD COLLECTION]
[This girl? SHE IS ON A MISSION]
Citizens of Siren's Port! For too long you have remained in the dark, unaware of the awesomeness that lies... That lies... well, it's sitting in my hand right now, but that's beside the point!
The point is!! In my hand, I have the greatest TV show, ever! No longer will you wander through life, having never seen the most amazing show to ever... show! It is my sworn duty as a bringer of all things awesome to share this awesomeness with you! So all of you! You have to watch this show! It'll change your life! You'll be spiritually cleansed! it'll be the greatest--
[She consults the back of the box to see how long it is]
W-Woah? That many hours? How many days is that? Or is that weeks? ... Months?
... Anyway! The Steel Samurai is the greatest TV show of all time! Of all time! And you all have to watch it!