001 [Video]

[tinderfoot]

[The video turns on to show a confused-looking axe-wielding redhead standing smack bang in the middle of the baseball diamond. At least it's light out!]

You - you fiends! What have you done with them!? This better not be another trap -- I'm sick and tired of being used all the time, sheesh!

[His voice is increasing in both frustration and

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voice;

[phaseshifts]

They've been kidnapped, and shanghaied to China to work in the salt mines.

We must have missed you.

voice;

[tinderfoot]

W-wait, what -- where?

Show yourself, fiend!

voice forever;

[phaseshifts]

Never heard of it? That's all for the best. It'll be harder to escape.

[tinderfoot]

[Almost wailing now!]

Oh yeah? I'm not gonna listen to you!

[phaseshifts]

I'm watching all your friends cry and wail right now. "Oh, nooo... noooo... he'll save us, just you wait!" But you don't even know where you are~

[tinderfoot]

I won't let that stop me! I'll find them; just you wait!

[phaseshifts]

You'd better, if you don't want me ripping them all limb from limb. I'll start with the little girl.

[tinderfoot]

[He must be talking about Karis, because Matthew's not a girl.]

Oh yeah? Don't be so sure! She can hold her own until I get there!

[phaseshifts]

You don't even know where I am, boy.

[tinderfoot]

I'll find you.

[phaseshifts]

You don't even know my name~

[tinderfoot]

I won't need it!

[phaseshifts]

You're so rude, you must be a terrible friend. I should break her neck and put her out of her misery right now.

[tinderfoot]

No!

[phaseshifts]

You should let me introduce myself!

[tinderfoot]

I haven't been stopping you!