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011 | Video; forward dated to just after evening sirens

Jan 28, 2011 17:12

[Roman is once again sitting at a desk in an office, the tank of sea monkeys behind him and off to one side, just barely in the shot. His hands are folded on the immaculate desk in front of him. Like always, he's in business attire, although his suit jacket is nowhere to be seen.]Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of Siren's Port. I ( Read more... )

c: the joker, c: deathstroke the terminator, c: magneto, c: raul creed, !: black mask, c: miles edgeworth, c: re-l mayer, †: aoi miyoshi, c: cloud strife, c: gabriel/the trickster, c: yaha, c: griffin o'conner, †: idui, †: dr. kirk langstrom, †: yagami raito, †: alex mercer, †: poison ivy, c: grimmjow jaegerjaquez

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audio. filter. barebacking January 29 2011, 00:27:59 UTC

Who would you like me to wax on first?

barebacking January 29 2011, 02:29:46 UTC

Well, you know Sir Joker. I suppose I should give their proper names, though. There is Liquid Snake, Killer Croc, Jonathan Crane, Sander Cohen, Yazoo, Shinji Nishizono, Kazuhiko Amamiya, Kiyoshi Murata, the Corinthian, Tyki Mikk, Ishida Uryuu, Larry Butz and Envy. I hope that one day Alex Mercer and Destiny would think kindly enough about me to be my friend... Kadaj is upset with me right now and I need to make amends.

Who would you like me to speak my thoughts on this time, Sir Roman?

ebony_mask January 29 2011, 03:22:55 UTC

I don't know Joker by choice.

[Roman contemplates the list of names for a moment-three Rogues? Jesus.]

Tell me about Tyki Mikk.

barebacking January 29 2011, 03:24:52 UTC

Is that so? Are you not friends with him?

[A long pause.]

Before I answer, I really have to ask you first ... do you play with Joker, too? Does he scream so pretty for you like I did?

1/2 ebony_mask January 29 2011, 03:43:07 UTC

No, we're definitely no-

2/2 ebony_mask January 29 2011, 03:44:26 UTC

Oh, what the fuck? No! God no! Holy fuckin' Jesus Christ on a bike, I do not play with Joker!

barebacking January 29 2011, 03:48:21 UTC

Aw, how sad.

You ruined my fantasies just a little...

ebony_mask January 29 2011, 03:49:52 UTC

Excuse me while I vomit.

barebacking January 29 2011, 03:55:35 UTC

You don't like them? Not even a little? I promise you that you at least would not be beneath him, does that not make you happy?

ebony_mask January 29 2011, 04:12:15 UTC

[Rubbing at his temples.]

You know what? Your fantasies are your own and none of my business. If it makes you happy...I can't stop you. But Joker has tried to kill me in the past, and he still wants to. And he tells me every chance he gets. So.

Why don't you tell me about Mikk?

barebacking January 29 2011, 04:15:26 UTC

Urick killed me. I think it is most romantic. To be killed by someone so obsessed with you ... it's such a lovely image to me...!

[Hm? Oh, that's right.]

Yes. He's a very good and loyal friend. I told him all the crimes that I did in my life. All of them. Had Jarvis write them down for me as my body was so tired and hurt when I went to do so. I know I can just him with these secrets. I know that he won't tell them to anyone. I'll cut him open and drain his insides if he does so, because it's a betrayal of our friendship, and I don't think that's very nice. Still, he is so very thoughtful and kind to me ... he says nice things all the time, and I can't really stay mad at him. Perhaps, I won't gut him if he were to ever betray me. Maybe just break a few bones. That should suffice...

ebony_mask January 29 2011, 04:30:23 UTC

[IGNORING THE WHOLE URICK THING]

Why won't he tell anyone?

barebacking January 29 2011, 04:34:13 UTC

It's a game.

I promised Edgeworth I would tell someone all my crimes. Tyki is in on it, you see. Those written words are supposed to be collateral to ensure that I am good and not hurt or kill people needlessly. In exchange, I can play under certain rules with the dear prospector.

ebony_mask January 29 2011, 04:48:01 UTC

Clever.

Does Tyki play games too?

barebacking January 29 2011, 04:49:07 UTC

He does.

ebony_mask January 29 2011, 04:56:29 UTC

Messy ones? Like us?

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