the beginning of something really excellent.

[scalemates]

Who: The Homestuck Cast.
When: 20th - 24th
Where: Stryrope Apartment.
Summary: 10 trolls, 4 kids, one Bro (with a special guest appearance by Cal) and Jake. What could possibly go wrong?
Warnings: swearin', possible cannibalism if Jake has his way, maybe a dumb game of spin the bottle??

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[rehashes]

[ Dave's first order of business: barricade his bedroom door. also set up some booby traps for any would-be intruders that'd make a bro proud, because like hell he is going to allow anyone into his sanctuary unscathed (later, he will regret trapping his bedroom door when he enters in a forgetful fashion and gets the hell rained down on his head in the form of pieces of dead scalemates rigged with ninja stars. a creative invention if he did say so himself, but only when it's someone else taking the pain).

if you pass him in the upstairs hall for any reason while he's on his way out from bombarding his bedroom door, you'll probably get a real Serious Leer for no particular reason.

dont even
think
about
going in there. ]

[scalemates]

[ immediately pops up behind dave ]

Hey coolkid, what are you doing?

[rehashes]

[ he's not even surprised anymore. he cannot even be surprised by this anymore. he might actually be learning to smell her coming.

ew. ]

Setting up an anti-nosy asshole perimeter.

[scalemates]

[ wow gross dave. ]

One that I can get around, right?

[arisetime]

[hey why miss out on a gathering like this? besides it'll help keep in check of who's here or not! and you can't deny having a little fun party.

MAYBE IF THEY'RE LUCKY THEY'LL FIND A CORPSE AND MAKE IT A CORPSE PARTY come on guys don't deny her of this :'(

in any case she's just arrived so] Hello everyone!

[scalemates]

[ okay look aradia your fangirling of death is neat and all but we're not going to kill someone just to have a corpse party. >:T

terezi looks (HAH) up from her spot at the table (bent over it and reaching for something to chew on because what the fuck are manners) as aradia enters the apartment, a piece of ... meat??? at the corner of her mouth. ]

Ab'ut time you joined us, 'Radia!

[ terezi don't talk with your mouth full what has your lusus taught you ]

[arisetime]

[ i knew we should have done it while we had the chance and corpses there on the meteor :(

the young female troll moves over to join the other, spotting the piece of food lodged in there and simply smiles in response.]

Here I thought I was right on time!

[ where are your manners missy ]

[scalemates]

[ terezi quickly yanks that piece of food out of her mouth and finishes chewing on it. okay there, manners restored. ]

Haha! A time joke. Didn't see that one coming.

[ BA DUM. ]

[ironiception]

[So he's claimed the couch. By claimed, he's pretty much sitting in the middle of it, legs splayed, arms crossed, linefacing like nobody's business. Oh sure, you can join him, but you'll have to ask.

Y'know. If you want to do that.

You probably don't.]

[ironiception]

[Well. If there's a feeling of someone's death glare burning into the back of her skull...

there is a reason.

Be glad you're a girl and also cute, Jade. Be very glad.]

[scalemates]

[ it's safe to say that terezi smells jake before he arrives on the doorstep, and within seconds, she's grabbed his wrist, yanked him in and outright dragged him to the bathroom. ]

Oh my gog. You smell... absolutely atrocious. [ and not like deceit at all. just like... grossness!! ] Wash yourself!

[scalemates]

I said bathe.

[ rapping her knuckles against jake's skull. ]

Or don't you have regular bathing habits on your planet??

[fuckingleader]

[ So Karkat was dragged here.

This definitely means he's not the happiest troll right now, not that he ever really seems to be.

So now he's just going to stand here like a wallflower, sulking a bit from the fact that he was actually successfully forced to come to this stupid dinner. But hey at least he's not complaining, yet. AS LEADER HE HAS TO KEEP AN EYE ON EVERYONE ANYWAYS.

Still.

This is stupid.

LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! ]

[rehashes]

[ NO NEVER.

as per what is apparently Dave's favorite thing to do ever, if Karkat is just standing innocently, minding his own business, and suddenly feels something smack him in the back of the head, it's probably nothing. and by nothing I mean it's Dave flashstepping by and papping him because that's how you say hello to dumb homo tools in this house. ]

[fuckingleader]

[ WHAT THE FUCK IS JUST PAPPED HIM? THIS ISN'T COOL. DAVE, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GATHER ENOUGH EMBARRASSMENT FOR A MOIRAILSHIP HE'S NOT IN.

No. Seriously. A hand reaches up toward the back of his head immediately, almost in a protective way as he looks around him. ]

What the fuck?

[ What is that?

He's getting a little paranoid, so his completely up now. Must be Canadians. Dave. Stop it. ]