Do you know how many of those "so many friends and such" talk about how sketchy you are? How bad you won't lay off flirting other girls? And, as Ian pointed out, how repulsive you are? Ugly people can have friends; no one said you didn't have friends. I don't think anyone could possibly be jealous of either you or Diamond for having eachother, which is why I guess you're so perfect for eachother (even though you seem to be looking for someone else on the side, constantly). I'm not surprised you two had to resort to the old "You're just jealous" routine to feel confident.
Cunny whoreschmegmafestJanuary 26 2005, 05:03:32 UTC
A poem for diamond
Oh how I hope that you soon get raped, By a homeless man whose genitals are shaped, like a hook, or a branch, or a shard of glass With rigor, he will slide in and out of your ass
You'll cry, it will hurt, but you'll have no choice, your only option is to lie there and listen to his voice, Whisper things like "Shut up, you fugly ass whore" "I'm not done, I wont stop til there's blood in your back door"
And as you lay in that alley, onlookers will pass by But none of them will help and you'll wonder why, Why? Because perhaps you pissed them all off, Next time, think twice before you talk
Keep it goin'? Well you know, they don't call me "serpent sphinctor Samwise" for no reason, Diamond. I can shit in your soup all night, if you want me too. I can shit in your soup all fuckin night if you want me to. I have infinite amount of fecal matter for these types of things. I'm telling you, by the end of the night, there won't be a dish left unclean. You will spend the rest of the month scrubbing my stains out of your bowls. Keep it goin'? *slowly reaches down to his pant button* You sure? *Begins to squat over her soup pot* I'll do it...don't you press me, because I will press right back, I will press right back you know...
its outstanding, you've really got a rally going, thats good, thats great. something you've actually accomplished. i'm happy for you. really, good luck with the life thing.
A rally? Is that what you call this? *holds up a shitty bowl* A rally? You think a mere rally could produce a fantastic stain like this? This is an ARMY of sorts, that makes rorschachs like this! This takes a fucking army, woman!
You are having trouble taking me seriously then? *Holds up the fine china...it has been covered in a thick layer of reddish brown* This is a joke to you? This? The fine china dish plates? None were spared. So laugh it up. Laugh. None are spared.
time to sleep, but oh please dont stop, i'll read in the morning when i'm done fucking myself with my friendly dilo, this spew of messages just really turned me on.
it's better for all of us to maintain the thought that you have no genitals. We don't want to turn the whole world off from sex. The population could cave in.
Sleep? He is an enemy to me. And do not think that your precious phony phallus was spared...INTO THE BLENDER IN THE SINK HE WENT. Of course you can still attempt to use him if you desire...by all means. That dildo of yours? He is a friend no more! No more!
*Looks up and down the page...it SEEMS that they have actually gotten the last word on every single account.* Simply frabjus, isn't it? Allow me to answer for you, considering you are in your warmer than usual bed. Yes. It is Frabjus.
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I mean.. you're sitting here arguing online. Over something you wont think twice about tomorrow.
And if you do think about it twice tomorrow..
Well you should just be shot.
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Oh how I hope that you soon get raped,
By a homeless man whose genitals are shaped,
like a hook, or a branch, or a shard of glass
With rigor, he will slide in and out of your ass
You'll cry, it will hurt, but you'll have no choice,
your only option is to lie there and listen to his voice,
Whisper things like "Shut up, you fugly ass whore"
"I'm not done, I wont stop til there's blood in your back door"
And as you lay in that alley, onlookers will pass by
But none of them will help and you'll wonder why,
Why? Because perhaps you pissed them all off,
Next time, think twice before you talk
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