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[sirius_is_a_dog]

[Private to Hoffman]

So, I've never spoken to you before, but my name is Sirius Black. Your new Warden is a dear friend of mine. Play nice and do what he tells you to do. He's a good man and he'll do right by you if you let him.

Bugger with him, and you'll answer to me.

Comments

[Private]

[expectremorse]

[Woah. Woah. First of all, what kind of a name is Sirius Black. Second all, why does it matter to this guy? Third of all-Oh god. What could this mean?]

Didn't know my new warden came with a body guard. [nonplussed] Are you a warden too?

Tag-teaming? Is that even fucking legal?

[Private]

[sirius_is_a_dog]

He doesn't know he comes with one either. I'm not a Warden, not even close. I'm just another humble Inmate.

This isn't a tag-team, if that means Remus and I ganging up on you. He doesn't know I sent this. Tell him if you want. He'll yell at me. That's fine. Doesn't change anything. If you hurt him, I'll end you.

Re: [Private]

[expectremorse]

[slightly jealous] You two have some kind of prior relationship? Friends?

[Why the fuck can't his friends be here if this guy was here? Remus had been nice, kind even-but Hoffman was suddenly jealous and annoyed. So much for a warden as devoted to his interests as Sarah.

So much for a person who had to be his friend.

Hoffman's expression goes blank.] He doesn't do shit to me, I don't do shit to him. I'm surprisingly fair that way.

Re: [Private]

[sirius_is_a_dog]

Yes, we're friends. We've been friends for a long time.

[Granted, there were, oh, sixteen years in there that he didn't know anything about. But half of his lifetime to date was still a long time.]

Good. That's all I ask, that you don't hurt him. If you don't agree with his policies or whatever else, find a way to tell him without resorting to violence. He'll listen to you. He may not agree with you or do what you say, but he'll listen to you.