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Nov 11, 2011 11:19

[He's been sporting a rather "Azkaban chic" style as of late, but he's cleaned himself up for this particular broadcast. This whole thing seems daft to him, but just in case Snape isn't having a laugh at his expense, he rather not kick himself later.]

Here I am.

If you're one of my family members, however, kindly bugger off.

i just did what my warden said, james is my platonic dead soulmate, snape says post, 4th wall day

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closerthanason November 11 2011, 16:45:52 UTC
Well. This is a pleasant surprise. After all, you have unwittingly been one of the Dark Lord's more useful tools.

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sirius_is_a_dog November 11 2011, 17:35:32 UTC
[...this can't be who he thinks it is. Except, if Snape is correct, it can be.]

Shouldn't you be crying for your Mummy?

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closerthanason November 11 2011, 17:39:58 UTC
[Oh, no. He won't be baited that easily.]

You're behind the times, Black. I left Azkaban thirteen years ago.

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sirius_is_a_dog November 11 2011, 17:43:18 UTC
And you're a bloody genius. Of course I'm behind the times, look at me. How old do I look?

I know enough about my future that you can skip the part where you tell me how I'm killed and how rubbish my entire life turns out to be.

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iwashisreason November 11 2011, 17:03:24 UTC
[No family members. Just a brown-haired woman with a slightly distasteful expression on her face. It vanishes.]

...I don't know how you got me either. Were you trying to reach a family member?

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sirius_is_a_dog November 11 2011, 17:36:53 UTC
Hello. No, I was just...I was told the dead can make contact today, so I was hoping...

[It was a silly, stupid hope, and he hates himself for even going there.]

I rather never reach my family members. I don't know you, do I?

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iwashisreason November 11 2011, 17:39:24 UTC
[quiet.] I'm sorry.

I...I don't know what I'd say to my family either. If I did contact them. It-

I'm Angelina.

I don't think we've met.

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sirius_is_a_dog November 11 2011, 17:42:03 UTC
I lost my best mate a year...no, I guess two years ago now? It was silly to think he'd find me here of all places.

Do you like your family? I hate mine. They're horrible people.

Hello, Angelina. I'm Sirius. You're not from the Barge, yeah? Where are you?

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persephonepearl November 11 2011, 18:16:09 UTC
How about old friends?

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sirius_is_a_dog November 11 2011, 18:22:13 UTC
Persephone?

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persephonepearl November 11 2011, 18:42:33 UTC
Yes, Sirius Black, I come to play you a visit.

You look awful.

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sirius_is_a_dog November 11 2011, 18:46:12 UTC
I know I do.

You, on the other hand, look beautiful. How are you? Where are you? Are you happy?

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Private. otherblackgirl November 11 2011, 19:05:28 UTC
All of your family, Sirius?

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Private. sirius_is_a_dog November 11 2011, 19:10:48 UTC
[He stares. Blinks. Stares some more. Goes a bit pale. When he addresses her, he defaults to the name he used when he was a little boy.]

Dromy?

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Private. otherblackgirl November 11 2011, 19:43:02 UTC
That's me. How did you get out? I knew you didn't do it.

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Private. sirius_is_a_dog November 11 2011, 21:16:37 UTC
[Merlin's sagging balls. He stares at her some more. He's torn between being really, really happy to see her, and wanting to scream at her for leaving him. He knows the latter isn't rational. She was a grown woman and she left to be with the man she loved. He was just a kid, and only her cousin, and she really couldn't have protected him anyway.]

I...

[I knew you didn't do it. He visibly swallows. He probably would have given a whole lot to know that, before.]

It's a long story. I'm not out exactly. I'm...sort of elsewhere.

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bothbuttocks November 11 2011, 22:14:33 UTC
...Sirius?

Blimey, it can't be.

Sirius Black? Can you hear me?

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sirius_is_a_dog November 11 2011, 22:22:37 UTC
[His eyes widen when he sees the pink-haired girl. He recognises her immediately, thanks to the dozens of pictures Moony had had scattered about his room. Otherwise, his second cousin was only a little girl to him.

Blimey. Blimey.]

I can hear you. It's me. Sirius. And you're...

[Bugger, what did he even call her? What had Moony called her?]

Dora, yeah?

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bothbuttocks November 11 2011, 22:28:22 UTC
[And she gives a whooping cheer.]

Sirius! Merlin, it's good to see you - well, not you, you're a bit young to be the you that I know, aren't you? But it's you!

Where are you?

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sirius_is_a_dog November 11 2011, 23:45:49 UTC
[He manages a faint smile, only because, well, it's hard not to smile in the face of whooping cheer.]

And you're a bit old for the you I should know. I suppose you know me after Azkaban and all that. [So unreal that she marries Moony. He wonders if they're already married, but he's afraid to ask.]

I'm...on a ship called the Barge. It's a bit complicated. I was brought here from Azkaban to try and change my evil ways.

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